What better gift to give that special person in your life on Valentine's Day than a podcast about DuckTales? Let's be honest.. this game has everything you should be looking for in a game.. Drama, intrigue, money, greed, and a final race to the top against your archrival. And isn't that what Valentine's Day is really about? Actually, let me check G…

Well here's that Halloween-centric episode that we all look forward to in February of each year. So fire up your pumpkin spice lattes and prepare yourself to be whisked away to Golvellius. (Also, just between us.. the game isn't really that "Halloween-y".. keep that between you and I, capiche?)

Episode number two in our backlog remediation plan (and number 57 in our hearts) centers around one of the most famous on-rails FPS FMV games for the SegaCD. Yep.. you guessed it.. Sewer Shark. Also, it's in the title of the episode so we're really not that impressed that you guessed it. Unless you're under forty years old.. then it's impressive th…

Well well well.. what do we have here? Looks like a "new" episode of our show. Well I have good news and bad news. The good news is there's a backlog that we will be posting over the course of the next few days. The bad news is there was a backlog that needs to get posted over the new few days. Now with that out of the way, let's get to what we're …

Do you like running fast, jumping hurdles or competing in family fun and fitness?.... Yeah, we don't either, but if you think you are fast and you want to talk about the proverbial "great white whale" of the NES (ironically he lost his leg and we are talking about a running game...Ahab lost the leg, Mike and Jay are talking games) then you are in l…

Let's whisk away to Yuria. A land where the reptile fiend Death Adder has invaded every village and massacred thousands. Doesn't sound very appealing does it? Well, what if we told you that when you get there you're going to assume control of one of three powerful heroes who's only mission is to overthrow Death Adder and bring peace to Yuria, using…

Well, this is it. Are you ready to step into the world of high-risk video game investing? If so, THIS is your chance. Chase Peridot, AKA the "Retro Gem Miner" has agreed to waive his standard appearance fee in the hopes that he can enlighten unsophisticated collectors. -- That's right.. RGM is willing to teach you everything you need to know about …

The boys are back (finally) and this time they're discussing another certified banger: Illusion of Gaia for the Super Nintendo. -- If you've ever thought "I'd like to listen to some old guys talk about a game where a pig sacrifices himself for the betterment of humanity" then do we have good news for you. So tune in and find out what drove Hamlet t…

Town and Country Surf Designs: Wood and Water Rage. The name just rolls off the tongue. Developed by Atlas and published by the clowns at LJN, this is a simple game that reminds us of a simpler time. A time where cats in tuxedos avoid seagulls while surfing. So we hope you'll take a few minutes out of your busy day to listen to our thoughts on one …

Well.. here we are.. Episode 50. And man.. did we come correct. Quake for the PC is the subject. When people talk about the bangeriest of bangers, Quake is in that discussion. -- So tune in and see what the crew thinks of the game that helped do things like create online deathmatches, popularize eSports, and prevent thousands of nerds from ever kis…

Yars' Revenge.. sounds ominous and, come to find out, it is. The LJN squad dug into the story of this 1982 classic from Atari and man.. there's a lot to unpack. To us, the most impressive part of the backstory of Yars' Revenge is that the primary antagonist was able to destroy an invincible cannon. That could not have been an easy task to take on, …

It's time to get gritty.. but with some legit electro music pumping in the background. Streets of Rage 2 a certified banger, as well as Yuzo Koshiro's aural masterpiece. So tune in and give us a listen. The whole crew chimes in on what many consider to be one of the must-haves for the Sega Genesis / MegaDrive. - Thank you all for listening! We appr…

Spring is in the air, which means it's time for baseball. Well.. it used to mean that, back when people cared about baseball. The good news is that people still care about Baseball Stars for the NES. Well.. at least a few of them, who all happen to be on this show. - It also means that it's time for the Midwest Gaming Classic! Come find our booth a…

Now we know that a lot of people are going to complain and say "Oh wow.. the LJN guys are doing another NES game. *YAWN*". Well that's just not true. We played the Famicom version of Parodius Da! and the Famicom is NOT the NES. And before you get all uppity about how we also played the PAL version of the game, remember that it's generally regarded …

The year in 1988 and you're Bill Rizer AKA Mad Dog, one of America's two most cunning, courageous, and ruthless soldiers from the Special Forces elite commando squad. Also, you look almost exactly like Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Predator", other than your perfect flat-top haircut. Your partner, Lance Bean, goes by Scorpion and also resembles someone…

We were joined by the one and only Michael Chiaramonte, NES programmer extraordinaire, to discuss a game that many people regard as one of the best of all-time: "The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past" for the Super Nintendo. -- Come listen and find out what the crew thought of this classic. Also, you can find Mr. Chiaramonte hanging in The Collec…

When you do research about classic video games, you learn things. Take Double Dragon III, for example. We learned that Bimmy Lee may be the most loyal partner in the world. His girlfriend has been kidnapped (AGAIN) so he and his brother, Jimmy set out on a mission. A mission to KICK ASS all over the world, in an attempt to find Marion and rescue he…

So you think you're radical, huh? Yeah? HOW radical? Because we've got news for you JACK.. you will NEVER be as radical as Casey. Oh, you don't know who Casey is? Your Radical Meter just dipped into oblivion, poser. Casey is KID CHAMELEON and he's the toughest, coolest head in town. He REFUSES to be beaten. Yeah, that's right. So come join the LJN …

"Mega Man 2." What else do you need to say? If you have a podcast like we do, the answer is "quite a bit, actually". Mega Man 2 makes us wonder: are there people that DON'T like this game? We here at LJN like to imagine there aren't. And lets be honest.. even if they do exist, are those really the kind of people you'd want to be associated with? Th…

The crew is lucky to be joined by friend of the show and co-host of The Collector's Quest podcast, Tyler Wilkin. We used our time wisely and discussed one of the bangeriest Atari 2600 bangers of all-time: Pitfall II: The Lost Caverns. We are here answering the tough questions like "what's the deal with this stupid rat" and "does Quickclaw have some…

The squad is back to talk about one of the best-selling launch titles for the original PlayStation: Ridge Racer. Look, we get it.. early PlayStation is a tough sell. Couple that with the game being an arcade-style racer and it's easy to see why the first iteration of the Ridge Racer series may leave a bit to be desired for some. Tune in to find out…

Pit-Fighter. The name alone evokes such lucid imagery; shurikens, combatants in sweat pants and a tank top throwing motorcycles on a freeway overpass, and sticks. If you have the time, sit back and allow Jay and Mike to whisk you away to a 16-bit wonderland. A wonderland of digitized graphics and post-fight celebrations where defeating Sidewalk Jim…

Here's the deal.. Splatterhouse is cool. There's no way around that. It's a cool game with a gory overarching theme. So if you're interested in hearing about a cool game where you can waste gruesome creatures with a two-by-four or meat cleaver, then yeah.. tune in. If not, then why are you reading this? You know we talk about Splatterhouse. It's ri…

The boys from LJN are back and this time it's serious. Since it is now October, we are contractually obligated to discuss scary or horror-themed games. To fulfill this requirement, Mike and Jay break down a game that could definitely be considered horrendous: Dr. Chaos for the Nintendo Entertainment System. Tune and and find out why this game exist…

Jay and Mike are joined in-studio by our good friend Kelan AKA milwaukeeretrogamer to discuss another certified banger of a game: Arkanoid. That's right.. Johnny hasn't killed the show.. yet. Tune in to hear our thoughts on the highest-grossing table arcade table cabinet in Japan in 1987. Oh, did we mention it was ALSO the highest-grossing arcade c…

The squad is back. This time they are joined by the one and only Johnny Iucci from The Collector's Quest Podcast and we are all here to discuss another certified banger: Super Castlevania IV for the Super Nintendo. Please pardon any fidelity issues, as we did record this remotely and there seemed to be some slight issues from time to time. We did o…

The Godzilla games for the NES. Man.. trying to play these games is akin to trying to stay awake until 2:30AM on a Wednesday night to watch a Godzilla movie back in the old days when you had to watch what THE MAN told you to watch. Those days are over and your entertainment medium choices in the modern world are almost limitless, which just makes t…

The gang is joined by Michael Chiaramonte AKA clearvus on Instagram to discuss Castlevania: Dracula X for the Super Nintendo. So listen in to hear what a bunch of middle-aged guys think of a 16-bit video game from the mid-90's. As always, thank you for listening! We appreciate every one of you. Also, please leave us a five-star review on iTunes. Yo…

We're back! We never went anywhere but we are back! Episode 28 is, as they say in the biz, "in the can". Tune in and hear the LJN squad's thoughts on the original pack-in title for the Sega Genesis / MegaDrive in the United States and Europe. Also, hear about Mike's escapades in Cleveland at CCAG and much, much more.. As always, thank you for liste…

Our latest episode includes a very special in-studio guest, Jason (@kilgore_trout1 on Instagram). Jason is a Michigan native who was kind enough to come into the LJN studio to discuss one his favorite games of all-time: Zelda II: The Adventure of Link. - And did we have a lot to talk about. We get into the story of the sequel to one of the best-sel…

In the pantheon of retro video games, conversations around sports games are regarded as ELITE. There's no disputing this irrefutable fact. On a completely unrelated note, our latest epsiode IS a sports game: R.B.I. Baseball for the NES. So make sure to tune in and listen to us discuss the most compelling of all forms of video game entertainment. Th…

Have you ever thought to yourself "I love the zombie killing and on-rails shooter experience of The House of the Dead series, but I have really poor aim"? Do you find yourself looking for a good way to practice your home row typing skills and have an insatiable urge to become more accurate and proficient at typing on a keyboard? If this sounds like…

The year is 1992 and you work for a marketing company. It's your job to help market and sell mediocre games from an average developer and publisher. A package arrives with a single Super Nintendo prototype. You have to ask your son what to do with it because your job is to sell games, not play them. He sets you up and you take a look at a pretty av…

Kung Fu* for the NES. According to Sashimi-Z, this is the "crown jewel of the black box NES games". Tune in to see if Jay, John, Mike, and Robby agree. Also, listen in to hear friend of the show and NES programmer extraordinaire clearvus drop in to discuss his pickups. It's a party every other week and you're all invited. If you have a prior engage…

Do you like video games? Do you like OLD video games? What about moderately successful console mascots? Do you have an affinity for small lizards? If you answered yes to all of these questions, then this episode's topic may be everything you've ever wanted in a game. 8bitsupremacy and RetroGameEnthusiast join Mike and Jay to discuss the 1995 32-bit…

So we FINALLY got back together to discuss another RIAA-certified banger.. R-Type. A horizontal shooter with (alleged) puzzle elements. We talk about the TurboGrafx-16 and Sega Master System versions of one of the grandaddies of horizontal shooters. We are joined by 8bitsupremacy and retrogameenthusiast to get their LJN Game Ratings, as well. Just …

Don't let the episode title fool you.. we don't talk about Dr. Chaos AT ALL. That being said, we are back! This time around, Jay and Mike are joined by two staples of the show, 8bitsupremacy and retrogameenthusiast. Robby and John sit down to talk with us about their weeks, what they've picked up, and the real topic of the show: Bad games and why w…

We were lucky enough to be joined by Matt O'Claire AKA Mattio1989 on Instagram for our latest episode. Mattio chose another certified banger: Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for Sega Genesis. We are also joined, as always, but 8bitsupremacy and retrogameenthusiast to get their LJN Game Rating. Tune in to hear the squad's thoughts on a game based on a …

Welcome back! These days, the term "certified banger" is thrown around a lot , but we think this episode's subject qualifies: Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! for the Nintendo Entertainment System. Jay and Mike are joined by Matt Mayse, co-host of the Matty Ice and Marky Mark podcast. Matt chose this game SO BACK OFF. Seriously, this a long episode and the…

Jay and Mike are lucky enough to be joined by Tyler Wilkin from the Collector's Quest podcast to get into Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom for the NES. Also, apologies in advance for Mike's voice.. it's a mess. Thank you for tuning in. Tell your friends about the show. If you don't have any friends, then tell your co-workers about it. And…

The boys from LJN are back with another certified banger: Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3. And that's not all! Tune in to hear random people who you may or may not be familiar with call in to the show to discuss one of the most revered arcade fighting games of all-time. That's right.. @RetroGameEnthusiast, @8bitsupremacy, and @mayse.matthew all call in li…

Come join us with our special guest..Robby! (@8bitsupremacy on Instagram). Robby was so kind to as to join Jay and Mike to discuss a number of topics such as retro game collecting, his opinions on the trends of the hobby, his appearance in "Rarity: Retro Game Collecting in the Modern Era", and, most importantly, BAD DUDES. Listen in and find out ou…

Do you remember that song "A Nightmare on My Street" by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince? Man, I loved that song. I remember their label got in trouble for copyright stuff and the video got pulled. That's wack.

Jay and Mike are back and this timethey're joined by a special guest: Matty Ice from the Matty Ice and Marky Mark Podcast. Listen in as all three give their opinion on Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, as well as Taco Bell, and God knows what else. Also, if the show sounds a little different it may be because we are recording in our revamped studio AN…

Hey.. it's been a while. I know we said we were going out to get cigarettes a couple of months ago.. and we didn't come back. Listen, all we can say is that we're very sorry and that it won't happen again. That being said, we ARE back! This episode was recorded in June and we know it's been too long since we got it out. We almost scrapped it but de…

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.. and who better to trample all over that line than Jay and Mike? We're back to discuss another certified banger: Lords of Thunder for Sega CD and TurboDuo. Make sure you wear your fireproof facemask, because this game could melt your face off. So tune in and see what we thought about what many people…

Well, we did it.. double digits.. the big One-Zero. Ten episodes of the Lost Joystick Network, and what better way to celebrate than to bring on our friend John Young AKA RetroGameEnthusiast on Instagram. John has been around the collecting scene for a long time and was kind enough to sit down with Jay and Mike to discuss how he got started in coll…

Jay and Mike are joined by special guest Kyle Wojtylko from Retro Replayed in Flint, Michigan.. and this time it's another certified banger: Super Mario Sunshine on Nintendo Gamecube. Tune in to find out what Nintendo Power thought of their own game! Oh, and also what the LJN gang thought, too. Thanks for listening and please be sure to rate us on …

Episode eight will go down in infamy as the cosmic shift of Lost Joystick Network. Our good friend Jerry has decided to leave the show (on the best of terms), so we welcome Jay as the new co-host. This episode does not circle around a single game and is really more of a "Getting to Know Your New Co-Host" discussion. We talk about Jay's history with…

WHO IS MIKE JONES? A question as old as time itself. After a brief (long) hiatus, Jerry and Mike have made it back with what some consider to be a certified banger: StarTropics on the NES. Yeah, we know we have been gone for a minute, but we promise this one is worth your time. I mean.. let's be honest.. what were you going to do instead? Let's not…