Uh, Everything’s Under Control; Situation Normal!
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Uh, had a slight universe malfunction, but. Uh. Everything’s perfectly alright now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here, now, thank you. How are you? A squad? Uh. Uh, negative, negative; we have uh, a reality leak, here, uh, now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Uh. LARGE leak, very dangerous! Operating number? Uhh. BLAM! BZZZZT!
Boring conversation, anyway.
CITIZEN! WE’RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY!
IT’S…THE WHIPAROUND!
~Trainwreck Headlines!~
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Soccer Announcer Bravely Forgoes Euphemisms, Says 'Penis'
Goldman Sachs CEO to Perform DJ Set at Lollapalooza This Summer
~Phil's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~
2 Bay Area Men Shocked, Relieved After Man They Met on Vacation is Arrested in Murder
Five death rituals to give you a new view on funerals
7 Unique Burial Rituals Across the World
~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~
Invisibility Cloaks Are No Longer Just Science Fiction
~Three For The Road!~
Spanish driver who ate hash cakes claims diplomatic immunity from non-existent state
Full set of teeth left behind at British restaurant
Florida man calls 911 to have meth tested for authenticity
Dog dropped off at shelter because owners thought he was gay
Man Receives Venomous Bite After Opening Snake Wine
Japanese Factory Lets You Knit Your Own Socks by Riding a Bicycle
~Tags and Hashtags and #Tags~
Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, headlines, strange, April, gotcha, invisibility, murder, houseguest, lies, friendship
#Whiparound, #weird, #news, #macabre, #science, #history, #games, #trivia, #headlines, #strange, #April, #gotcha, #invisibility, #murder, #houseguest, #lies, #friendship
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~Citizen Gabby! (Kazoo Noises!)~
~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~
Sound effects obtained from...
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Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!
Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com
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Science Music: Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com
Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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