This year, we're revisiting an appropriately classic Thanksgiving episode. As you saddle up to the couch with a belly full of turkey and sweet potatoes, instead of focusing on your conservative uncle's annoying questions about TikTok, politics, and avocado toast, find a quiet place and focus on what Thanksgiving is truly all about: gratitude. Speci…

As we gird ourselves for the inevitable stress of the holiday season, let us take a moment to enjoy some of the finer things in life, such as reading Reddits and judging people to be either innocents or a**holes and absolutely nothing in-between. It's a wonderful way to relax and unwind before hopping in the family station wagon to go visit your Un…

It has been a while since we ripped open the 'ol sack of mail, so we figured we'd get out our letter-openers and see what our most devoted Sh*tters have been up to lately. As it turns out, their lives are as complex as ever. As the world continues to change and evolve rapidly, you can always come here for a little bit of that old-fashioned good adv…

Daylight Saving Time is upon us, dear friends. But do not fret. As the nights grow longer and the temperatures begin to drop, why not celebrate the season with a soothing mug of judginess, served piping hot from the Limo Greene kitchen and the pages of Reddit. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow…

Is there any better way to spend All Hallows' Eve than listening to a podcast about humanity misbehaving in creatively awful ways? We here at Sh*t Headquarters think not. So grab a bowl of candy, open a bottle of Pumpkin Beer, and enjoy multiple frightening yet humorous tales about society's distinct lack of humanity. Happy Halloween, you magnifice…

We've done a lot of episodes about crazy sh*t on the Relationships subreddit. But there's something about this one that just turns everything up a notch. Seriously. There's some exceedingly insane stuff on this one. And that's not even including an in-depth conversation about Nikki's romantic affair with a tree. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shtthe…

If ever there was a perfect way to spend the next 45-ish minutes of your life, it's engaging in the act of judging others in benign yet entertaining ways. Because let's face it: other people's problems are oftentimes massively amusing. Plus, it's much more enjoyable to focus on strangers' issues than it is to look inward and face your own embarrass…

It's Fall, the best time of year to invite that special someone to a romantic apple-picking date or pumpkin patch, and hopefully go home afterwards and bang. So in honor of all the leaf-peepers having loads of hot autumn sex out there, let's dive into some Relationship Reddits and celebrate the season, bitches. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shtthey…

As an old Icelandic saying goes, "A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will." This week, Nikki and Steve chat about how many of their previously-held beliefs and opinions have changed and evolved over time. Also, Steve has an epiphany about boobs. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve o…

We live in a complex, enormous world, filled with almost 8 billion people. Even if you're not a fan of math, you must realize that statistically-speaking, there's at least 100 million a**holes walking the earth. And given that slightly grim perspective, it makes total sense that we've encountered more than a few on this very episode. Plus, we do a …

As the days get shorter and the leaves begin to display the fiery reds, yellows, and oranges of autumn, it becomes increasingly clear that love is in the air. And there is no better way to sober up from the romantic drunkenness of Fall than with some crazy-ass relationship stories from Reddit. Enjoy. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou…

Is there a better way to ring in a Thursday than with 45 minutes of pure, unadulterated judginess? The verdict is in and the answer is no. So grab a frosty beverage, a big of chips, and enjoy some juicy relationship drama that only Nikki, Steve, & Reddit can provide. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo…

As author Shannon A. Thompson once wrote about relationships, "We are together even when we are apart." What she didn't write, however, was that perhaps there are those in relationships that should stay apart. Far, far, apart. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComed…

As you prepare to close out the Summer of 2024 this Labor Day weekend, there is no better way to do so than to pop in the earbuds and judge the ever-loving-hell out of some obnoxious parents, people putting plants and fairy lights in their fridge, and mothers depriving their daughters of awesome designer handbags out of pure spite. Follow the podca…

It has been a beat since the 'ol Sh*t Mailbox was opened, but it's that time again. Between a James Bond debate (or lack thereof), a very interesting long-distance scenario that might just be the exception that proves the rule, and a soul-baring email about a legitimate fear of settling, this episode is heartfelt, humorous, and above all: honest. I…

If you're sitting there on a hot Summer day thinking to yourself, "I wish my wife/husband/significant other was better at this or did this more often or paid more attention to this aspect of our life," it might behoove you to take notes during this episode. Because as much as those tiny human flaws and eccentricities may annoy you on a daily basis,…

Hey. All you Judgy McJudgies out there. It's officially your time to shine. Come join us as we listen to stories about spiteful spouses, pungent armpits, and pragmatic prats that defecate on happy people's dreams. It's AITA time! Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneCo…

It is time. The time when we break open the Relationships subreddit and read about insane relationships that almost make us feel normal by comparison. Put on your headphones and prepare your ears for lying roommates, sexy condiments, and horniness-destroying-tummy-aches. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @Nikki…

From dry weddings to militant veganism to devastating family secrets, this brand-new AITA episode is all about the hubris of humankind and the inherent cruelty of serving tofu and sprouts to sober guests at a wedding. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watc…

We are now firmly in the doldrums of Summer. It's absolutely disgusting outside. There are bugs. Humidity. People with horrific body odor. Instead, why not stay inside, enjoy the air conditioning, and pour yourself a refreshing glass of lemonade before settling in for a collection of tales about problematic pets, surprise boobies, and entirely too …

As Nikki and Steve take a quick summer break this week, in honor of the downright steamy weather outside, we're revisiting one of the hottest, sexiest AUA episodes of Sh*t ever. From women yearning for dirty talk to the lure of all-you-can-beat porn to an accidental fucboi, this Ask Us Anything episode explores the myriad intricacies of love, datin…

In a world that offers very little stability and even less comfort, one thing that we can all depend upon is that if you ask Nikki and Steve about a relationship that's on the rocks, they will almost assuredly recommend breaking up. It's almost like sunrises, sunsets, and the tides: it's one of the few remaining things that you can still count on t…

It's that special moment of midsummer when the days are long, the shorts are short, and the judgement is red-hot. This week, get ready for an AITA episode filled with spicy takes, biting jokes, and sizzling adjudications. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To …

If you could distill some of life's most important lessons into five distinct questions, would that help you lead a better life? This week, we go over 5 important life lessons, inspired from the TikTok account linked below, where a creator asks older people to share their opinions, stories, and overall life experiences. Will this episode help you b…

If ever there was an episode that delivered gallons upon gallons of relationship tea, this is it. Sit back and strap in for some truly insane tales from the Relationship bowels of Reddit, as well as a very touching moment concerning Nikki and Steve's illegitimate child. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiL…