So this is the one where Chris's mic is all messed up, but fear not! We've got a cracking good time talking about the end of the war! Who lives, who dies, and who turns into a plant person with super powers? I mean, if you've come this far, you know. Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/sho…

So we're back from our two and a half month break! Woo! Ready for another season of the Pod? We have so many episodes left...what? There are like 2 more? Really? Oh boy we timed that wrong. Well, in this one Able squad is looking for this secret club that's apparently THE BOMB. GET IT? Well, really it's all about clones, freedom, and the dignity of…

So it's JUMP DAY BAY BAY! The Jump Troops are paying DC a visit, but are they going to enjoy their stay, or are they going to get run over by an H Street Trolley? See? DC humor. Smart Pass. Shaw. Verizon Center. Shoot, not that last one. Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLad…

Hey there PigPen it's ChiTown Cop. Hammer down to Phaeton City, and look out for some rabbit ears at the overpass. Did I do that right? Anyway, it's a destruction derby for our Squad as they head on down to Chicago to catch some...REVENGE! Chris's New Show!!! https://youtu.be/e35wOD0AXYU Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two …

Oh man this one gets me every time...Alec, my favorite character when I was a kid, is out of sweet moves, and gets hugged to death by Typhonus. Spoiler Alert! But...it this the end for undead Alec? Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Cal…

WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Also, we talk about the Critic a bunch. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric…

It's a regular Heart of Darkness in here as JT and the crew go looking for a plant maniac in the jungle! Will Captain Planet lay the smack down after they evaporate a river? Probably not, but in one of the stranger episodes of the series, Nara gets turned into a plant person. Also, I totally know it was Animaniacs who did the parody. You'll see wha…

Our squad is back together to discuss the passing of one of our favorite "bad guys" in the show. I mean, ok, he was pretty sweet at the end, but he did take over Miami and run some gnarly prison camps there. So, call it a draw? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: …

So apparently JT Marsh has some very strong feelings about geo-thermal energy. I mean, he could have gone home, but he needed to sabotage the breeding facility in order to discredit GT as a viable alternative energy source. Is JT under the thumb of big Dark Matter? Only time will tell! In this episode: spoiler etiquette, Ryan's X-Men trauma, and th…

So yeah, slight development in the world of Exo Squad that E FRAMES ARE ALIVE AND PLUG INTO YOUR NECK. This changes everything. Like, do they all talk to each other all the time? Have they been drawn into this war unwittingly? Can they bring peace to this universe? Also, where the hell are the pirates these days? Also there's a new breed of Neo War…

Oh man, this one took a bit to get out of the hopper! It's a Chris/Ryan show this week, and we're talking about the goo-iest boy of them all...PHAETON. Was it worth the wait? Maybe? Officially our earliest episode, it was also our latest! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loo…

YAH! Come along on an Exo-venture as we get back on that dusty trail toward Phaeton City! Is there a Birdman? YES. Sewer Dogs? Kinda. I thought they were cats, but apparently those where the Street Cats. Who knew this could be so complex? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loo…

So yeah, Net Neutrality goes and suddenly Ryan gets eaten by the interwebz. So it's kind of a two person show this week. Anywho, in this episode we realize that the Heart o' Mars is kinda sexual, Glenn sucks, and Torres totally would have killed the Exo-Scouts. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.t…

This episode is the combat zone equivalent of a wacky racing movie from the 60s, but with more fireballs. Everyone is getting on their horse to be the first to check check check out this strange alien compound, but it turns out the compound is MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE. Like Transformers. Get it? In this episode: Ryan Harnedy's Law of Lasers (revisit…

Oh we made a mistake. We thought it would be fun, but sometimes, shows get cancelled for a reason. Did the denizens of Fish City break our Exo Crew? Yes. Yes they did. WATCH FISH POLICE Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies…

Major Dad, meet Sgt Mom, ass kicker extraordinaire! It must be sweeps week, because we've not only got Exo Scouts but also TALKING RAPTORS. Will the Murder Scamps live up to their namesake? Or will the Raptors get the last laugh? SPECIAL GUEST STAR JOSH GEE! Check out his food newsletter! Snack Cart: bit.ly/SnackCart And check out the cookbook ment…

Promotions all around! JT gets the bump, and now Nara is the new squad leader of Able squad! But will everyone survive this period of turnover? Yeah, unless you're in Baker squad. In this episode: Exo Scout permission slips, Exo hobbies, and Scamps ahoy! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivef…

Always in our hearts :( Barca, your star shone too bright on the darkness of space. In this episode we say goodbye to our dear pirate spy/friend, talk about smooth brains, and stupid Venus, always VENUS. We also talk about the Space Olympics, Ryan's Law of Lasers (applied) and more! Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Fi…

This party is...A BLAST! Tyree and Able Squad are throwing a killer party, and Shiva and his nerd friend want in! What CRAZY hijinks will take place? Will Shiva get a dance with his secret crush? Will a horde of raptor men kill everyone with acid? In this episode: JT Marsh holds a grudge, the high ground, and how laser guns really work! Music Credi…

How bad could being stuck in Australia be? Wait, they're Dino Monsters and Crab people? Gross. We get into it about this Maggie and Alec focussed walkabout! In this episode: swimmer's abs, dino-spit, and the air speed velocity of an unladen BAT-MAN (African or European?) Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ex…

BECOME A PATRON! Those Exo-Dudes take a deep dive...INTO SOME DARK WATER! Like what you heard? Become a supporter on Patreon for more content like this! As mentioned in the episode: PLEASE DONATE TO HELP THOSE IN NEED AFTER THE RECENT HURRICANES! American Red Cross AmeriCares Direct Relief And as a stupid side thing: The Evolution of Arnold Music C…

Throw another Resistance fighter on the barbie! THE HYBRIDS ARE HERE (for better or worse). We're kind of...mixed on how we feel about them. Listen to get THE HOT TAKES! In this episode: Raptor fashion, DNA sourcing and CRAB. PEOPLE. Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies…

Why didn't I get a hand with more fingers? And we're back, and man, is it a sad one. We say goodbye to a beloved character. Seriously though, this episode is super great, and handles some really heavy topics. Watch it. Find it and watch it! Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy…

So man, this escalated quickly. Alice is back in the fold, but will JT play it cool, or will this end in a horrific fireball? The latter, of course, and man, it's hardcore. Plus, we finally realize why O'reilly gets that billing in the opening credits (because she's willing to kill). Also in this episode: musical numbers, excited talking, and where…

When the Rooskies are on the rampage at Lake Placid, there's only one man with a twisted wrister that can save Team USA from defeat: JT MARSH. Things are bad on Venus, but they're even worse in space!?! HOW CAN THAT BE? In this episode: Harry Potter, why Draconis rules, and more! Also, there's nothing after the end music this week. It'll be back ne…

Draconis is on a rampage as his kingdom topples around him! We're down a Ryan this week, but way up in action! In this episode: shipping, anacondas, and the liberation of Venus! Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies…

Toss Boy Ahoy! Seriously though, cloaking is like cell phones in older movies. Got a bad guy on your tail? CLOAK. Need to scout a base? CLOAK. Graf Shield got you down? CLOAK. Also in this episode: making a murderer, sunrises on Venus, and Chris saying the wrong episode number. Are you dragging me off? Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Adv…

OH YEAH! In space, no one can hear you pay homage to like 20 different things. The Gooey Boy is back, and he's hungrier than ever! Now if he just ate the cook, he wouldn't have this problem. In this episode: Max Payne, how to fix something that's not entirely broken, and Ryan's solution to the Star Wars Prequels. Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Ca…

It has begun! The scouting, the decorating...the party is coming to Venus! Everything is going well for the big shindig until some guys come down with AMD and then WHAM! Secret science ahoy. In this episode: why Bronski hates walking, the scientific method, and making that cash. Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films:…

Sad Takagi is Sad Thrax Thrax that's the name! Fragging E-frames is his game! Thrax is here and he's going to MAKE YOU LOVE PEACE. Seriously though, this episode is pretty amazing. So good. We also talk about peer pressure, listening to your own podcast, and other stuff! Woo! Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films: ht…

RIGHT!?! Who let the dogs out? Who? Phaeton when he put all his trust in the Neo Megas! Torres is on a tear with Eve and the Resistance, while Shiva realizes that politics are just not his thing. In this episode: Zombies, movie ideas, zeppelins and more! Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertisers: Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilm…

Seriously, look at that chin When Ball Chin makes the ship go boom, it's up to Able Squad to bring the Pirates to justice! A rip roaring romp through Port Chaos ensues, and we get some great team building moments. In this episode: Algernon is phoning it in, mustache twirling, and more! Also, stay for a 5 minute bit on "Burn Notice" at the end. Char…

Wolf B, in the house, said Bronski's in the house! It's the Bronski show! That means crash landings, hard drinking, prison camps, tasty sammies, and death marches! Will Nara and Marsala ever kiss? Who keeps a sandwich in their pocket anyway? Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyL…

"My superior Neosapien intellect allows me to give zero fucks. Giving fucks is a human weakness." - This guy, probably. CHUMP TROOPS! The Exo pod is down on these dudes, but we're all about their shiny armor wearing, big gun carrying, scramble chip frying ways. These guys really have the best dialogue don't they? We also meet a Neo Mega. This dude …

Cowabunga! When the Exo-dudes get a ticket to the big surf competition, they have to raise money to get to the party! Thing is, old man Shiva wants to harsh their mellow. Also, they have to liberate a prison camp in order to prove that they are BAD ENOUGH DUDES TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT. In this episode: Burritos, Demolition Man, and Exosquad. Music Cr…

HEY GUUUUURRRRRRRL When one of our Exo-Friends tries to curb stomp a pirate, the fate of the alliance comes into doubt. Will a life debt be paid? Will a life be lost? Why is Simbaca so ripped? Seriously, that guy is huge. There's a shot in here where his right hand is bigger than another Pirate's torso. I mean, DUDE. Also in this episode: careless …

NERF'D SPIES EVERYWHERE! Well, mainly just in the pirate fleet. When there's intrigue about, our Exo-detectives are on the case, but oh snap, it's also training day for the Pirates! Can Marsh whip these recruits into shape? Will Barca get away with it? Will we forget to mention a B list character dying? Music Credits: Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone Ad…

Sorry folks, real life got the best of us! We'll be back next week with some of that sweet new Exo-content!Kirjoittanut Exosquad Goals

Yes, but what about the NEXT battle? Tethys is a methys! The Exo-tourage are still in negotiations to land the big free agents, but an interested party in the form of Typhonus is looking to ruin their day! In this episode: the practicalities of using concrete and rebar as a sledgehammer, sex barge etiquette, and whether pirates surrender. Music Cre…

This is for Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights When JT and The Leon have to go make friends with the Pirate Clans, a deadly game of "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" breaks out. Will our Exo-Contestants win a message from Barca on their answering machines, or will Typhonus show up and ruin everything, like he usually does. On this episode: fashion choices of the…

No recap this week, but we interviewed Exosquad writer/Executive Story Editor Michael Edens about the show! We go into the origins and influences that shaped Exosquad as well as what it was like to work on the show. Hard hitting questions such as, "Who came up with the Amanda Connor's show?" WILL BE ANSWERED. But mostly it's about real stuff... Spe…

After 2 long years of sitting at home on Saturday nights, the Exo Mob has decided to throw a party! Thing is, it looks like some big blue bad guys are mad they didn't get an invite, and decide to show up anyway. DA-RAMAAAAAAA. In this episode: the Tango and Cash-cast, The Leon makes his debut, and Nara reads her journal to everybody. Also: PIRATES.…

Okay. It's not THAT spectacular, but CRC take some questions, talk some squad, and get a feel for the first season. It's long, but hey, that's not the worst thing in the world, right? This first season has been a blast, and we're hoping to get even better from here! Better audio? YOU GOT IT. Better goofs? Maybe? Better hosts? Hey now. Music Credits…

This is fine. This is it! Phaeton and the Exo-gang are face 2 face, and things are about to get TOO FAST...TOO FURIOUS. Will JT Marsh get his Vin Dieseled, or will Phaeton get Han-ded a defeat? Will anyone (Paul) Walker way from this race to the bottom of Olympus Mons? Who will be the drifto king? Can the Rock play Wolf Bronski in the movie? In thi…

Not that Sandusky... When the Exo-Pals get a blast from the past in terms of Martian history, they have to come to terms with that you can't tell a book by its cover. Or you can. Or can't. It's complicated. In this episode we talk about frogs, guns, mustaches, brothers, and calzones. Also episode 12: Betrayal, written by Bob Forward. Music Credits:…

You show 'em Matthew By the great Olympus Mons that's a spicy meatball of an episode! When the Legio Exo has to fight for their lives on Mars and in the stars, hard choices are made, and everyone finds out how far they are willing to go just to survive. Captain Mahwr-cus steals the show with a last ride that rivals the Undertaker. Or Paul Walker. T…

When Captain Mahr-kus slips the Exo-cohort some bad mint juleps in the form of a bogus mission, our dudes have to figure out what their new Martian lives are going to be like. Because they've been...ABANDONED. Discussed this episode: zombies, oath takers and breakers, independents studies, drinking, and most importantly: advertising. Music Credits:…

Totally sane. When Troupe-de-Exo find themselves stuck on Venus, they decide to make a difference in the world by BLOWING EVERYTHING UP. In this episode we explore the moral complexities of selling humans for food, darkness, Game of Thrones, the New York Jets, and how can anyone truly understand what they would do in a desperate situation. Also dis…

The George Romero/Exosquad project is off to a weird start... After hitching a one way ticket to the sun, the Exo-Gang takes a detour to Venus. Ever want an Exosquad/American Chopper mashup? DeLeon's got you covered! In this episode we discuss 90s sitcoms, haunting cartoon moments, Tom Hanks, and what is up with Alec DeLeon. Also: If you have a que…

I wanted to use the image from the episode, but how could I pass this up? I tell you what, them Exo-Boys are in a doozie of a pickle! Their main want in this world is on another one, so they have to hitch a ride on the ol' General Shiva, but thing is, that there ship is flyin' straight for the sun! What happens? Why the dark title? Has the ExoCarri…