Struggling to find your brunch board brilliance? Are croissants the touch of class your brunch board is missing? Has expensive ice cream prices signalled divine intervention in your dessert choices? Do Crocs and UGGs deserve a space in anyone’s wardrobe, or are they just a fashion faux pas waiting to happen? Instructions needed or just getting in t…

Do bestie bracelets have you reminiscing about middle school, or are they just another relic of the past? Lisa is all for it but Sam is a hell no! Can pretzels be a crunchy epiphany in snack form? Is the sun creeping through your curtains, nature's cruel alarm clock? What’s your stance on sleep masks – essential blackout gear or stylish nighttime a…

Is squeezing bread at the grocery store the unexpected therapy you never knew you needed? Are you baffled by Post Malone without his face tattoos? Have you also fallen for the enigma of the TikTok burrito? How do you feel about aeroplane seats that recline into your personal space? Are morning routines truly the secret to Lisa's cheery disposition?…

Feeling a little snug in your panties? Lisa has a panty predicament when she realises her day 8 panties are a bit snug in all the wrong places! TMI!! Can repeating daily affirmations have a positive impact on your wellbeing? Lisa has her happiness donuts, what are your go-to happiness foods? Are you like Lisa and have a pair of glasses for every oc…

With bleach in one hand and a lemon cleaner in the other the ladies debate what a truly clean house should smell like. If you aren't sniffing bleach is it really clean? Lisa confesses to the allure of sprinkle donuts, while Sam waves the health flag in protest. Is a donut a breakfast food and what are thoughts on snow mold? Is it tomato sandwich se…

Do you have french fry fantasies? Lisa reminisces about french fry trucks from her childhood and thinks they should start a new side hustle. That's a hell no for Sam! Can we take issue with someone still having their Christmas tree up? How curious are you about the conjoined twins getting married? Is GenX really different from the rest? When did Ea…

Snakes as pets: is it a hard no or are there any wild animals you'd consider keeping? Pet pythons anyone, more like a Python nightmare! Are condiments a make or break for your Subway experience? Who discontinues mustard? Can anyone explain where shuddup lives? What is a golden shower and would you partake in one? Is reality TV making you tune in or…

Buckle up for a wild ride as Lisa and Sam share their never-ending cleaning woes.There are confessions about house cleaning and personal hygiene. Who do you think has lazy tendencies towards being clean? How would you tell someone their body odour is making your eyes water? Do healthy snacks count as snacks or are they just punishment snacks and is…

You know it's been a crazy week when the ladies start counting the WTFs. Lisa started a snack diet only to find an IG account called the Snackolator...WTF! People died because they ate a sea turtle...WTF! The Oscar opening was boring...WTF Jimmy Kimmel! Lisa was today years old when she learned she drives over a bridge to get to work...WTF! Campbel…

When Lisa is asked a question and the answer is not the whole truth is it a lie? She would argue you didn't ask the right question. Who's really accountable at that moment? Who decided only one hand was going to do all the work? Snowmageddon is real and killing Sam's spirit. Kombucha good for you or weird that it has a billion somethings in it? Mur…

Lisa and Sam freely admit to being in their menopausal years or as Lisa calls them the pee pad years. They get it, dribbles are going to happen but do the underwear for this have to look like the 80's maxi pad? So ugly! Have you ever wondered if makeup gets bored? Can the fake fan make it through baseball season? Will Sam ever set up her new TV and…

Sam is calling a spade a spade! She informs Lisa she is egotistical which has Lisa responding 'you jerk'. Egotistical might have been harsh but self-centred lands well! The GenX game hangman lands differently in 2024. Tim's cream cheese to bagel ratio good or bad? When did breakfast become the most expensive meal when eating out? Will the fake fan …

When you fail the I am not a robot picture test and it makes you feel stupid, all you think is hey dumb dumb try another one! Have you ever tried on an imaginary dick? Valentine's day yay or nay? Should a Vday gift stress you out? Can you guess who applied to be Canada's pancake tester? Are we all Taylor and Travis'd out? Are you a rule breaker or …

Big baby Lisa was a big whiny mess as she shared her sickness. Her rational was prior to Covid nobody cared about a cold. She's lucky it ain't covid! The weather doesn't know which way it's going but Paris Hilton is convinced she is going to save Pop music. Huh? What's up with all the carry on luggage? Are we done complaining about TSwift and the N…

Did you know that Nancy is the new Karen for the over 55+ crowd? Lisa and Sam got a ‘I got this Nancy’ when they reacted to a car narrowly missing their rental car. Initially too shocked to return a snarky reply, those snappy comebacks came flying after the fact! Do you make friends at the airport and should yoga be done waiting for your meds? Are …

Lisa wonders when she stopped liking burgers. She wants to go back to burgers but it's a bun issue and really, it's just a burger. Who knew a person could be judgemental about burgers! Do you creep other people's email? Can the presence of a woman alter the outcome of a sports game? Do DIY shows give people false hope about their skills? Can anythi…

Can a sweatshirt transform your life? Would you wear it without a bra and buy it two sizes too big? If you said yes, you too need Lisa's Lazy sweatshirt. Would you split your winnings with your longtime BFF? Do you ever wonder if people stand on toilets to pee? How many selfies does it take to get a good one? What's up with foot fetishes and what w…

Mother Nature has launched her assault and all we can say is winter sucks! We now have a hella of alot of snow and it's f**king freezing! It is just the meanest joke ever played! Does deodorant have an expiration date and is cereal soup? What song lives rent free in your head? Are comedians the best choice to host awards shows? Will taking deep bre…

Let's polar plunge baby! It will be fun, she says, it will be quick, she says! It's a hell no from Sam because Lisa has zero follow thru and would leave her hanging! Do you like your bananas limp or hard? Are 80's bands making a comeback and do you have a guilty pleasure TV show? Can a month of junk food kill you and how long can a hot flash last? …

Do you worry about becoming a sloth? The ladies think each other could be a good sloth. People like sloths, they take care of them and cater to them. Perfect lifestyle change for Lisa! Does resisting a new fancy Apple watch show personal growth and should there be a Christmas do-over when the snow finally arrives? Lisa's curiosity has gotten her un…

There is a new addition to the Boom Baby franchise, it's a backyard skating rink and boozy cocoa stand! Booze and skates what could go wrong! Does your chapstick, chapstick and who knew we needed a tampon song. Can Lisa stick to her resolutions this year and still celebrate the dutchie coming back to Tim's? Is a Dollar Store better or worse than Wa…

Lisa claims Sam is copying her look, the subtle side bang. Its hard to see that side bang as it's a bit more nonexistent rather than subtle. #subtle side bang The weather is more spring than winter and its wrecking Christmas traditions. Yikes! Is a mocha coffee the ugly baby of hot chocolate and coffee? Should candles look like real desserts and is…

In the hierarchy of hoarding, where does a reusable bag hoarder land? Sam thinks those who hoarded plastic bags have now become a reusable hoarder. It's a vicious cycle we can’t escape! See ya Mariah there is a new gal in town, right Peggy! Will Lisa find the McRib in Toronto and are ugly Christmas sweaters still trendy? Will Sheila save Christmas …

Lisa asks, 'do you think we could work together in Santa's workshop'? Sam's response is no because she would end up doing all the work! This leads both to declare 'no I'm the boss'! However, Sam does have a solution; work in different areas of Santa's workshop. Perfect! Lisa is concerned about Sam's sheepdog bangs and has figured out why she is alw…

Lisa wonders if there is any plausible response to a message that ends with 'thanks for understanding'. What if you don't understand but realise thats code for don't ya dare reply back! WTF Sam is concerned that donuts are going to drive Lisa to boycott clothes. Sam proves you can appreciate sports from afar and still know who won the game! Did you…