With all the superhero movies out this summer, Gibran and I felt this would be an excellent time to discuss... Scientology. No, really. There is a point to this, trust me! We do get into actual superheroes (note: there is no such thing as an actual superhero) before getting into what appears to be the burning question of the week: is a "weakness" t…

We begin this week's episode with talk of sexist Mormons and things quickly go downhill from there. I AM SORRY THAT I HAVE NO TALENT, OKAY. LAUGH AT MY INEPTITUDE. Anyway, we also talk about nefarious plans afoot by the CDC, streaking, and the new official Johnny Slick Podcast eXtreme sport, which is known as Ziggying. Will you be the first person …

With Robert away, the Johnny Slick Podcast "welcomes" Scott, a bona fide Portlander, to the show. Scott has EXTREMELY RUDE THINGS to say about the Seattle Sounders, including an EXTREMELY RUDE NAME WHICH RHYMES WITH SOUNDERS. That is all I have to say about that. Also, we talk about planking and the rapture, two things which may well be related. Pl…

It's the pivotal 5th episode! Robert is actually here, and his presence allows us to discuss the reason he won't be here next week: camping. Yes, camping. But first, Gibran talks about his "insanity workout" he does with his wife and in the offing John gives him valuable relationship advice which Gibran will carry with him forever. Who said that th…

This podcast was recorded in NEW YORK CITY. (insert "get a rope" joke here). It's John and Gibran again, waxing eloquently about the city, about the evil, evil Yankees, television, the NBC tour, and people who are suckas. So what else is new?Websites featured this week:www.tripadvisor.comwww.gocomics.com/ziggy…

This time, Rob's gone, and while Rob's away, John and Gibran... no, that does not work at all. John and Gibran get into rude New Yorkness and cut to the heart of the matter: the fact that really, Seattle is freaking rude itself. Also, John mentions one potential reason why he may not be alive for the podcast next week.In the second segment, Johnny …

With Gibran out this week, John and Robert spend more or less the entire show speaking of John Siegerwald, his chaotic evil writing, and most of all his mustache. Other topics include: the relative rudeness of New Yorkers and Seattle-ites, postal workers who really have to go, rude pranks played by Dungeons and Dragons nerds, and Tom Selleck. John …

The inaugural episode! First, Gibran talks to us about getting stuff for free when Best Buy messes up your order... or at least he thinks it might be for free. This leads into some talk about how your host once carried a television set home from a Best Buy because the taxi driver he called wouldn't put it in his car. Much hilarity ensues.Next, John…