On this episode we have a guest for the first time in a while. Bubblegum joins us and and vers and her bond over being Dominican and he gives her an autism test. Check it out!

We're back! On this episode vers and Lukas discuss the insanity involved with living in a Taiwan with a bunch of crypto bros plus the grindset of Taiwanese business people. Check it out!

We're back! Token2049 is in the books and now we're back discussing what really matters, making a shit ton of money in second world asian countries and also losing a ton of money in second world asian countries. Check it out

We're back and honestly this might be one of the craziest episodes we've done in a wild. Lukas was unhinged on this one, no spoilers. check it out!

We're back! In this episode lukas and I discuss our travel woes over the past couple months and discuss relationships with egirls. Check it out

We're back! On this episode we talk about the oddities happen at crypto conferences and shenanigans ensue. Check it out!

We're back! On this episode vers and lukas discuss how much we hate certain airports and traveling as well as peel back the curtain on a few of lukas' tweets. Check it out!

The long awaited return is finally here. Lukas details his experience in Brussels and why its been such a long break then we spiral off on all kind of shenanigans as per usual. Check it out!

We're back! On this episode vers and lukas discuss dating and the way conversations feel like pre-planned dialog online. Check it out

We're Back! On this episode vers and lukas discuss how shitty my computer is, the morality of shilling coins, and the one thing that is missing from modern relationships. Check it out!

We're back! Vers and Lukas are experiencing full euphoria but a level of comfort that lets them feel like they can discuss other topics. Its honestly all over the place, but it's a good time. Check it out!

We're back! On this episode vers and lukas do a live ordinal minting and discuss the finer things in life, namely Miatas and the various ways you can ruin them trying to be cool. Check it out!

We're back! On this episode we go balls to the wall with the Mog promo and talk about the craziness that has been the crypto cycle so far. Check it out!

We're back! On this episode Lukas and I discuss the current state of the market, how ordinals are looking like a tax bracket play, and how we've only just begun to moon. Check it out!

We're back! This episode is a deep dive into our new favorite pastime of Airchat, or as we like to call it Yapchat. We breakdown lukas rizzing up billionaires, sliding in DMs and influencing a new social media platform. Check it out!

We're back! On this episode we basically accepted that we're not getting monetized on this episode so we're just being ridiculous. We cover pedophilia, assault and how pump fun broke Solana. Check it out!

We're Back! On this episode vers recounts some of his shenanigans from NFT NYC, we explain the lore behind Mimany, and Lukas reveals he is the secret puppet master behind the former Three Arrows Capital. Check it out!

We're back! On this episode vers and lukas talk about the facade that is the crypto industry as well as basically every other market, we talk about the airdrop playbook, and friendtech alpha. Check it out!

We're back! On this episode vers and lukas continue to dive into our crypto obsession, we talk about our growing influence within our friend group, solana shitcoin season and lukas' brush with financial ruin. Enjoy!

We're back! In this episode we're spiraling as we discuss the truth about psychic truths, the best crypto call on twitter, and the sifu/Quadriga incident. Check it out!

We're back! Its been a hectic couple weeks as vers was in ETH Denver and Lukas has been in his schizo den, but we made it out the trenches. This episode we discuss vers accidentally becoming a shitcoin dev, stories and stealing pictures from old women to make money. Enjoy!

We're back! On this episode we talk about horrible financial advice, becoming a bag holding community member, and weird antiquated technology. Check it out!

We're back! on this episode we set the record straight on vers' alleged tax fraud, talk about bitcoin going crazy and preview ETH Denver. Check it out!

We're back! This episode vers is sick still and we discuss our inability to do our jobs as podcasters appropriately, talk about airdrops and why vers is going to prison. Check it out!

We're back and on this episode we discuss clocking anon accounts, Ian Michael Cheong being the most hateable face on the planet and soft manipulation. Check it out!

We're Back! And this time it's a special Berachain episode with special guest Smokey The Bera, the co-founder of Berachain. We cover the ins and outs of Berachain, as well as dive into smokeys interest and history in the space. Check it out!

We're back! vers and lukas are back and up to their same old shenanigans talking about gas station meth pipes, assorted fruit, and the truth about Taurine. Check it out!

We're back! On this episode we take it back to the classics. Tech tangents, crypto, videos of lukas' cat, and dick jokes. Enjoy!

We're back! we're discussing naturopathic remedies, the solana market blowing up and the grooming discords. Check it out!

We're back! I hope you've all had a great Holiday season and are ready for more insane ramblings from vers and lukas! On this episode we dive into Lukas' new special interest and discuss the true victims of AI. Check it out

We're back! This time with video. We discuss the OpenAI drama from a few weeks ago, AI gfs, and much more. check it out!

We're back! The continuation of our conversation with Saila (@sailaunderscore) where we continue to discuss unorthodox business strategies, women, and the like. Check it out!

We're back! It's been a while, but we're supplying that sweet vers and lukas content with special guest Saila (@sailaunderscore) of cuddling with Lukas fame. We discuss the difficulty of breaking into a new industry, activation threshold and their shenanigans abroad. Check it out!

We're back! On this episode we discuss changes in diction from being online/podcasting, escaping generational poverty, and political dynasty families. Check it out!

We're back! Lukas continues discussing the escapades of the Urbit Assembly trip, getting harassed by they/thems, and some alpha about the future of our podcast. Check it out!

We're back! On this episode vers and lukas discuss the chaos Lukas was up to in Portugal and why it's one of the worst countries on the planet as well as accredited investing. Check it out!

We're back! On this episode vers and Lukas talk about the power of realtime augmented reality, the moons of Jupiter, and the episode's namesake: The Expanding Baby Theory. Check it out!

We're back! This episode Lukas stunts on us poors with his new Rolex, the results of Lukas injecting Botox, and superhuman sense of smell. Check it out!

We're back! After a chaotic discussion of Israel and Palestine, we slowly descend into madness as we pitch new fashion trends, dick pills, and Hamas' new media campaign. Check it out!

We're back and the world is ending so Vers and Lukas have taken it upon themselves to solve the Israel-Palestine Conflict. First we decided we are neutral then we go off the rails. Check it out!

And we're back! Lukas and I are chatting about caffeine/coffee, dealing with women when you're in the gym, and we FINALLY talk about the voicecel app we created. Check it out!

We're back! Lukas is abroad so he's juiced to the gills on caffeine and we're talking biohacking, research chemical business schemes, and our (unpaid) intern's success. Check it out!

We're back! This is a hell of an episode. We discuss Elon Musk's hidden motives, jelqing and when it's okay to cry. Check it out!

We're back! After a long weekend, vers and lukas sat down to record to talk about lukas' new found career as a data scientist, how machines will swallow up everything human, and why you should always be nice to the cops. Check it out!

Lukas started a shitstorm on twitter as per usual so we decided to drop a BONUS episode so we can talk about Lukas' Racially Adjusted Bodycount Index Polls and the continuation of our insane women discourse. Enjoy!

We're back and we're on our bullshit. As promised we provide ED discourse, the water pH conspiracy, as well as lying about being gay to get laid. Check it out!

This episode is absolutely chaotic. We talk about the difficulties of working a crypto biz dev job, why we're skeptical of teachers, and lukas' strange cooking. Enjoy!

We are back with a special TWO HOUR LONG episode featuring the Ansem (@blknoiz06) from twitter! This episode is filled to the brim with crypto alpha, shitcoinery, and our usual schizo shenanigans. Check it out!

In this episode we talk about the sluttiest and most based professions as well as the SCANDAL that is the vers deepfake. Enjoy!

We're back! Another fun episode of vers and lukas where we continue to dive into the proclivities of women and trauma dump about our past relationships. Check it out!