Comedian Matt Lipari talks to himself about anything that pops into his feeble little mind.
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I caught Moo Deng smoking cigarettes
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In this episode, Matt talks about his expertise in building grandmas house snail enclosures, why parents need to feed one of their twins more food and his failed dream of becoming a Pokemon (card) master.Kirjoittanut Matt Lipari
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I be licking that mennonite milk
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In this episode, Matt talks about his addiction to taking girls on dates to chain restaurants, why the New York Mets are going to win the 2024 World Series and why the gay allegations against him make some kind of sense.Kirjoittanut Matt Lipari
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I crave toothless man juice
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In this episode, Matt talks about the awful food they make at resorts in the Dominican Republic, why being a paparazzo is the lamest job on earth and why you should definitely stab your hand with a pencil.Kirjoittanut Matt Lipari
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Please don't chainsaw through my front door
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In this episode, Matt talks about getting poison ivy on his Johnson, why Eminem needs to be a rat every once in a while, and the reason he knows nothing about New York pizza.Kirjoittanut Matt Lipari
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I love pooping in the ocean
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In this episode, Matt talks about the wasps taking over his parents house, why Tupperware and grade school teachers deserve a special place in hell, and why he's addicted to shoving tiny strings between his teeth.Kirjoittanut Matt Lipari
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I support bird annihilation
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In this episode, Matt talks about why ducks need to learn some respect, the part of his body that would be most delicious, and how he may have been the biggest snitch in middle school.Kirjoittanut Matt Lipari
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Elderly gay men need love
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In this episode, Matt talks about slathering himself in ocean juices on a Long Island pier, the kinds of confidential documents he would steal as President and why he doesn't know what anyone's eye color is.Kirjoittanut Matt Lipari
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Let's catch some pedophiles!
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In this episode, Matt talks about his dream of becoming a mini golf tycoon, why everyone at the gym is annoying and how you should spend your money as a billionaire tech CEO.Kirjoittanut Matt Lipari
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Make men wearing flip flops great again
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In this episode, Matt talks about enjoying a bowl of manatee stew, kids making deadly weapons out of paper and how poutine can fill the cracks in your soul.Kirjoittanut Matt Lipari
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The worst date I've ever been on
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In this episode, Matt talks about his near death experience in a McDonalds bathroom, taking ice cold showers at Boy Scout camp and how every airline pilot needs to have a southern accent.Kirjoittanut Matt Lipari
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I need to purchase some body armor
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In this episode, Matt Lipari talks about how much rich people love killing things, how the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles make great house cats and how he yearns to see violence on the subway.Kirjoittanut Matt Lipari
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All men are attracted to their couches
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In this episode, Matt Lipari talks about J.D. Vance's affinity for couch cushions, why the CEOs of ConEdison and Ticketmaster need to be destroyed and his fear of being drafted into WW3.Kirjoittanut Matt Lipari
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