You missed us, so Small Potatoes returns! Join us as we discuss the little tidbits that only occupy your brain a moment at a time. First, pet voices. Is yours annoying or cute? Anthony will decide. Next, a friendly reminder that genitals are still funny, your mom has sex, and trash is gross. Then, the fellas find new ways to spice up the more borin…

This week: what is a Small Potato? We answer for you. Then, we start with the serious stuff: pee anxiety, reality checks, and second-hand embarrassment. After that, the biggest story this podcast has ever seen. Spencer is either wanted for smuggling drugs or being scammed. Either way, we will update you on the air. Then, Trevor is flushed with cash…

WE’RE BACK serving fresh new Small Potatoes for YOU. After a summertime hiatus, all three hosts have returned to the studio for more groundbreaking scientific theories, terrible stories, and those sweet inconsequential tidbits of life. This week, Spencer’s niece has three birthdays, Trevor shares unfounded animal facts, and Anthony just wants a few…

We’re BACK with your favorite morning radio hosts! (Sans Spencer) This week’s episode discusses pickpocketing your friends, stealing from corporations, KBBQ, and secret Christian rock bands. Also, Anthony returns from New York with commentary on free soloing the subway and gaining your train legs like a local. All this on another groundbreaking epi…

A refresher course with two of your favorite hosts, this week’s episode will give you plenty of eggsamples of new and fresh small potatoes. Topics on the docket include toilet racism, hand dryers, beautiful long things, and other Big Bathroom topics. Then, a pleasant prison experience, back scratches, and kite jealousy. So strap in and listen up! F…

You better get ready for a laughter-filled commute to work (or whatever you do when you listen) as your current unincarcerated hosts, Anthony and Spencer, dive deep into the world of ASMR, getting jumped, and more. Anthony's unexpected encounter with royalty while wearing Spiderman Socks will have you shaking your head in disbelief. Grab your garli…

OMG! What have the guys been up to this summer? Spencer got a tan, Trevor's in prison, and Anthony watched High School Musical. This week's small potatoes: fighting for things we don't give a shit about, enjoying fireworks by yourself, 4am life, and Trevor being the first one to discover John Mulaney. Check it out! BTW, help Anthony pay for his new…

Welcome back to the show! This episode is the best episode of the week. First, did Jesus know all of the Apostles names? Hard to say. Then, pooping in the desert: good idea or bad? After that, cologne sommelier Anthony teaches us how to freshen up at your local Christmas tree lot. Finally, we take a look 10 minutes into the future and cheat death. …

You ever feel weird when you want something to happen and then it happens? We’ve been there. Do you miss when your parents would leave you alone on playdates? Us too. You ever think today is Wednesday or Thursday and find out it’s Sunday? Ditto. Get real relatable in this week’s episode about misaligning batteries, draining noses, and sitting strai…

Congrats, you found us! Listen to our tales of woe and Small Potatoes of the week: Anthony hurt himself today, Trevor has a different penis now, and Spencer refuses to change his passcode. This episode is dedicated to those suffering from frequent noogies from their siblings. It sucks and we're here for you. Plus! Find out what's the yummiest treat…

First, a shoutout to our lord and savior and trusty producer. Let the record show that Small Potatoes is not an ageist podcast, but we do prefer young, sexy people. Next, does a cheddar cow produces cheddar cheese? We find out. Then, Anthony gets way too touchy and throws the energy way off. Yet, we power through and delve into pessimism, cutting c…

Welcome to the show! This week is short and sweet, but never lacking in flavor. First, the cutest Homecoming proposal we’ve seen on the show so far. Then, a pause in a conversation about pausing conversations. Next, a look back at shouting “Car!” until the moment where you are the car. If you’re still hungry after all that, other potatoes that migh…

We’re a family podcast, so enjoy listening to this week’s episode with your whole family. That’s it. Grab Grandma and little Tommy and tune into the magical world of the inconsequential.

It’s May and we’re telling jokes on the podcast! Right off the bat, everyone is at least 14th cousins which is cool? We discover the mysticism of the American judicial system, enjoy leaving our stopwatches on, and reveal the coolest kind of conversations you can have. Then, a date on the smallest, most romantic ferris wheel your tickets can buy. Fi…

Despite what everyone says, you love this podcast. And that’s why this episode is dedicated to you. This week’s potatoes: Clean hands are just a narrative created by Big Bathroom TO KEEP YOU LIVING IN FEAR! People closest to you in life always like your hair at the length that it’s not currently. And a special message to our listener Greg Partland,…

Happy Holidays from Small Potatoes! This week we’re making stacks of organic bananas, making diamonds out of coal, and pre-gaming the Resurrection of Christ. After that, we teach you the difference between probiotics and antibiotics and how you can keep political stability inside your gut biome. Then, we ask strangers where they live (for carpoolin…

This week’s episode is epic. First, learn about the shopping secrets of billionaires and how you can compete. Then, some impractical haunting to make your next poltergeist unforgettable. And finally, meet the man behind the entire stick industry. His name just might surprise you. All this and more on the one and only Small Potatoes the Podcast. Fol…

Bernie your way into this tantalizing episode that’ll surely make your hips swing. The guys talk about Jesus’ droopy holes. Anthony has so many government bonds. Trevor goes analog with his potatoes and pays for his entrees with 2 different cards. Spencer makes his unbiased case as to why gay clubs are better than straight clubs. And because this i…

During this atmospheric river that has struck southern California, the guys pull out their umbrellas they don't remember buying and discuss some piping hot small potatoes. Spencer explains that "20 minutes" is the perfect catchall for time. Trevor doesn’t like Anthony's heroic manners. For an incredibly small fee, small potatoes will do your audiob…

On this very special 100th episode, the fellas reflect on their friendships, their medical histories, and all of their shared kisses. So gather around the viking funeral pyre and listen to their stories of hats in the club, talking to Siri in the HOV lane, and accidentally watching A Knight’s Tale again. Other potatoes include dress codes for billi…

Happy Tues! This episode is dedicated to women as well as everyone else. On this week's brilliantly original episode of Small Potatoes, the guys improv their way to the top! The tippy top. Anthony thinks preparing prescriptions shouldn't take longer than it takes to make a burger. Trevor must keep his blood lust at bay, and Spencer picks on everyon…

This week on the show, we’re breaking balls and breaking windows. Anthony goes to the dentist and gets some ivory teeth, Spencer is sold medication from a commercial, and Trevor sees a hole in the wall. Then, stock footage, FDR blankets, and fast food combos. All this and more on this week’s episode of Small Potatoes! Available wherever you podcast…

On this very saucy episode of the show: plans for new spicy content from our sexy hosts, homemade jock straps, and European pee flaps. Then, the inside scoop on fast food soda recipes. Finally, the smallest potato of all, death! All this and more on this week’s episode of Small Potatoes, available on all podcast platforms.…

Join us for the potluck! Unfortunately for us, all we brought to eat was starch-based. But fortunately you, that mean an entire half-hour of new content. We discuss the latest trends in music and mainly how we don’t know what they are. Then, the worst part of camping is revealed, and it’s not the giant carnivorous dragonflies. Finally some tips and…

Ever seen a horse eat? Yes? No? Either way, join us this week for hard-hitting commentary on how funny horse lips are. Then, for fans of Architectural Digest like Anthony, some sleek new shower designs that will change the way you bathe. As a bonus, this episode also includes exactly one original COVID joke. Then, Urns vs. Jars, what’s the differen…

This episode is for the last millennials of 1994 (or anyone else who wants to listen). Potatoes include: zombie shows, waiting for NPCs, and cringe videos. We also take a look inside your anus at the blue collar workers that are really running things. Then, some super believable Bigfoot theories you won’t want to miss. Finally, the Avatar 2 review …

This week on the show: Books for the book worms who love a hard cover. Then, Anthony schools us on intellectual magazine choices. After that, throwing up, pausing movies, and simple questions with complicated answers. So sit your butt crack down and tune in to these smart Alecs and their cheeky potatoes.…

Welcome back to Movie Time with Jake and Josh! Where we take your money and donate it to our current lifestyles. Just kidding, it’s not about us, it’s about the potatoes. And this week’s potatoes are awesome. Firstly, umbrellas are for dweebs, especially when professing love or brooding at a funeral. Then, we fact check Discovery Channel’s finest, …

This week’s pod: Coasters for your coasters, canker sores, and bumpers without commercials. Then, a turkey-related safety warning, followed by Mario’s education and the shredder truck. Finally, we leave you with some hard-hitting environmental journalism. You won’t want to miss any if this. From all of us at Small Potatoes, thanks for coming throug…

This week on the show: Becoming a little bit of a robot, joining the simulation, and other surefire ways to avoid afterlife FOMO. Then, bubble water, healthy living, and 6th grade science camp. Finally, the activities of real-life dragons, parkour teachers, and other stuff on the internet.

It’s a Small Potatoes New Year! And here on the west coast where nothing is live, we bring you the hottest prerecorded content on the airwaves. First, some broadcast guidelines concerning dirty words, nudity, and physical deformities. Then, on our ad-free podcast, some discussion on ads during podcasts. Finally, if you’re looking to date any of our…

Is there such thing as too much of a good thing? This week on Small Potatoes, the fellas are testing that question with nearly a half hour of exclusive content including (but not limited to) Trevor’s new novel, Anthony’s plan to solve world hunger, and Spencer’s completely original meal. Not to mention BTS from the writer’s room of Pixar’s upcoming…

The guys discuss corporate espionage during the medieval times, not being able to use excuses to win an argument, and the use of Unproper nouns. And no matter what we do here at Small Potatoes, Trevor keeps on getting Eagle Eyed and Anthony can't stop leaving group chats. Bonus* - Spencer reviews the greatest Christmas movie of 2022. Use Promo Code…

Small Potatoes has returned with your two favorite hosts, plus the third host! Join us as we celebrate the last winter (ever) and our favorite end of the year tradition, judging people’s music choices! Plus loose rock paths, fudged numbers, and 5G playgrounds. All jam packed into one free episode, so sit back with your listening device and don’t ev…

Small Potatoes takes to the sky this week as we discuss flight attendant eye contact, sexy pilots, confusing storage, and window shopping for your next fine china set. But it’s not all aviation themed, we also cover text voices, Anthony’s baby bib, Trevor’s pill issues, and Spencer’s kissing brother. So strap in, keep your tray table up, and thank …

Do you ever wonder how many people make up a party? Well this week, the crew solves it using math, temperature, and new vocabulary. Discover how Spencer hits up celebs in their DMs, how haters craft their algorithms, and how "fountain" drinks are very silly. Find it all and then some on Small Potatoes!…

Life is just a wrist twist, so make sure you register to vote now by mail in California for the defense mechanisms bill. Contact your local senator to ensure your voice is heard. Rights are at stake with this one. Vote today to promote your individual fundamental right to ensuring that your voice is heard through contacting your local senator's off…

It’s another Small Potatoes Halloween! In this one-part Special Episode, the fellas reveal their smallest fears, their worst haunted house experiences, and their full-moon-related medical issues. For those not celebrating with us, some boring non-Halloween topics include trimming your toenails and One-A-Day multi-vitamins. Also, this fall you can e…

Live from the Metaverse: Jesus is a boomer, Spencer advocates for better karaoke, Trevor needs to understand Christianity’s marketing plans, and Anthony doesn’t know the difference between an S and a 2. Also, the back of the penis isn’t where you think it is….

Join Small Potatoes in our 80th Episode Oak Celebration! A lot of complaining this week, but hang in there because all that whining turns into some very potentially lucrative e-scooter-based business ideas. Also on the show: Getting kicked off of baseball, Spencer’s failing memory, and a cliche about book covers. All this fun and more on the smarte…

EXTRA! EXTRA! Get your new Small Potatoes episode here! The boys talk decades and how Anthony doesn’t want to be in his prime during the depression era of the 2000s, all books have bullsh*t pages before the first chapter, and a very controversial would you rather game - All food either Hot & Soggy or Cold and Fresh? And remember, we all have a litt…

On this week’s program, how to have the best vacation by abandoning your family at Disney World, animal survival tips inspired by Captain Hook, and fashion advice for the middle-school-sized adult. Also on the show, some very inaccurate and unresearched definitions of stuff we know nothing about. Available on all the platforms and social medias! Ne…

Soundtracks are made for movies, not Spotify. We don’t give a fuck about your ancestors. Anthony thought it was June. Touching trash last means you gotta throw it away. Cheese puffs are the best/worst things to put in your mouth. Trevor had hotdog in his teeth since The 4th of July. These are all good sentences. Enjoy!…

This episode is a doozy. First, a deep-dive into Anthony’s Instagram. Don’t DM him or he might leave you on unread. Then, a moment of gratefulness for not being in middle school anymore, followed by some of that famous Small Potatoes bathroom talk. This week’s corporate villain: Big Charma. Follow us on Instagram for bits, clips, and special LIVE s…

It's that time of the week again! The potatoes this week include but are not limited to - Boy bands all sing to one girl. Free things aren’t attractive cause TNSTAAFL and it feels like you’re a nascar driver with too many logos. Drunk notes to yourself are original until you tell people when you’re sober. Anthony & Trevor also talk about the type o…

On this week’s episode, the fellas begin by taken a deep-dive into Jesus’ resume and determine if he is qualified to produce a podcast. Then, some shopping tips from Anthony, who’s always in the market for a mattress, followed by childlike joy and fun in the pool. Small Potatoes also asks important questions like, “What’s J-Law up to?” So join us i…

OOOO dawgy we got a great episode for ya today! Discussions on buzzcuts in fantasy TV shows, when scissors were invented, guessing where the trash cans are in other people’s homes, and more. We also get hot drama this week as Anthony and his PR team share an apology for his suspension last week.Kirjoittanut Small Potatoes

While Anthony is on paid leave, Trevor, Spencer, and Capitalist Jesus take the stage and bring you a hot plate of small potatoes. So enter our fantasy reality of Italian America as we try to avoid poisoned foods, gaslight hot nerds, and drink irresponsibly. This week also offers some tips for moving and interacting with your local bartender. Availa…

Guess what!? Trevor’s gone today and it’s a party! This week’s small potatoes are as insignificant as they usually are: plastic, the military, Spencer witnesses a murderous teddy bear origin story, and sometimes you end up in the middle seat and you have to try to not lean on anyone. Visit our Instagram to send us your small potatoes! @smallpotatoe…

It's a new week with Small Potatoes and they're off to a rough start. Basically, don't trust your cars with Spencer and Anthony, and Trevor has issues with his reflection and using levers. Then they talk about curse words being better with accents and what guilty pleasure they would save in a fire! My! Oh! My! P.S. Did you know spotted dick is cake…