TODAY: We look at the newest and (rather dull) assassination attempt on Trump’s life—and switch gears immediately to focus on his far more interesting would-be assailant and the myriad of… passionate right wing responses to the latest re-hashed story beat in this election cycle. We look at potential shooter Ryan Routh’s incredible online presence, …

TODAY: We cover the right’s response to Kamala’s overperformance in the debate, with the cope reaching “Haitian pogrom” levels. Did Kamala hire a rogue gaffer to distract Trump with lights? Did she use an earpiece to receive her responses? Did ABC lose $27 million dollars because of their unfair treatment of Trump? Maybe! ALSO: With Trump’s claims …

TODAY: In a liberal's wet dream, prominent conservative pundits are revealed to be on the payroll of actual Russian agents. We revisit some of their hits and wonder how we can secure a similar bag. PLUS: We look into one of the many hoaxes being pushed this election season: Venezuelan Drug Landlords. We listen to a viral Tik Tok about the supposed …

TODAY: S.F. State University and Portland, Maine successfully divest from Israel's weapons suppliers in a victory for Pro-Palestine protesters and definitely not a loss for zionists who don't care at all PLUS: A comedian gets confused in a drug store and becomes a right wing sensation as they project their racist beliefs onto one of the closing Rit…

TODAY: Trump goes double siko mode on veterans--making fun of them for dying to get a medal of honor as opposed to giving him a bunch of money like Miriam Adelson, then shooting a campaign video at Arlington Natl. Cemetary where a member of his group also allegedly assaulted a female employee. PLUS: In a direct assault on memes, a Texas sixth-grade…

TODAY: Alex is joined by Jake and Adam from the excellent Labor Valley Report to talk about an important working class issue—the bizarre right wing comments they get on their YouTube videos. PLUS: A smackdown I got from one of their viewers after my appearance on their show, and a different argument with a fellow Teamster over Trump’s NLRB history.…

TODAY: Ani helps us cover the DNC in the only way it could possibly be interesting: through the eyes of right wing psychopaths on Facebook. The Democrats perform free abortions in the DNC parking lot and steal the genders of religious attendees; Ella Emhoff presents a worst-case scenario for any parent (child with tattoos and hat), while Tim Walz’s…

"You're more Native American than my people ever were." Alex is on vacation so we're re-releasing an old episode, one of our favorites. We'll be back next week. Until then, Patreon supporters are still getting bonus episodes. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult And please enjoy To Die For. You may learn something. We watched To D…

TODAY: We address an important relationship dilemma: Is it alpha to throw a fit when your girlfriend says she wants to marry you? ALSO: We watch the sun set on the British R@pe Empire as they begin(?) telling their army soldiers not to commit sexual assault. WHEN WILL THE GASLIGHTING STOP? FINALLY: Harley Bikers are on strike as the classic motorcy…

As the DNC kicks off in Chicago, we cannot forget what happened here in Milwaukee a month ago. In this episode, we sit down with a participant in the coalition to march on the RNC about the demonstration against the RNC and the ongoing fight to get justic for Samuel Sharpe Jr.

TODAY: Author and friend Rax King (https://www.raxkingisdead.com/) joins us to discuss “progressive zionists” ongoing rationalization of Israel’s attacks on Palestine and Zionism in general. ALSO: We stand united across racial lines to denounce the anti-italian slander put forward by some despicable elements of the right wing FINALLY: Speaking of A…

TODAY: A nazi super-soldier is handed a 20 year sentence for beating multiple officers and filming himself making death threats during Jan 6th, and a Washington Examiner reporter gets so mad she posts Hitler about it. PLUS: Gruesome Newsom has had it up to here with Los Angeles homeless people and takes care of the problem himself by personally thr…

TODAY: We continue our horserace coverage with a followup as Trump agrees to debate Kamala, and her campaign is accused of antisemitism for not picking Josh Shapiro as her running mate. ALSO: Mamala herself serves a fierce clapback at women protesting the genocide in Gaza and fans ask, why aren't they protesting Trump? PLUS: In an effort to prove t…

TODAY: Trump backs out of an upcoming presidential debate with Kamala Harris and we survey the people who think it makes him look cool and strong AND: The Conservative Goths Facebook group shares regrets about JD Vance as VP while we fantasize about two simultaneous solo presidential debates ALSO: America goes to war with Iran maybe, and Washington…

TODAY: we cover the gender-critical movement’s freak out over Olympic Algerian Boxer Imane Khelif, and their newest litmus tests for deciding what gender they want you to be. PLUS: Trump visits the National Association of Black Journalists to make incredible statements about Kamala Harris’s race, and we take another look at how his supporters are r…

TODAY: We're back with Sean KB from The Antifada to talk about the supposed right wing takeover of labor by... covering their 5-year plan to get every service worker in the country fired. Spearheaded by professional Karens like Libs of Tik Tok, the Right was on a cancelling crusade in the wake of the bungled Trump assassination to fire everyone who…

TODAY: It’s the ultimate right-wing Kamala meme meltdown, and we’re covering all of it now to get it out of the way. It’s a torrential amount of cope as Trump supporters cling to theories about Democrats conspiring to foil their own plans, The right gets even weirder about women to own the Harris campaign, And Facebook boomers deploy photoshopped i…

It's that time. We're traveling back two months in time for an episode all about the people who got extremely mad online at Alex for wearing a keffiyeh (and who probably also got him temporarily fired) Tagging the wrong employer, fantasies about being Alex's boss and killing him, getting mad about culturally appropriating from a "filthy" group of p…

Professor of criminology and expert on far right movements Stanislav Vysotsky joins us to discuss the Republican National Convention and the party's concerning drift to the right.

Today we cover the BREAKING NEWS that Don Henley has issued a DMCA strike against DEATH CHAT 500 for trying to defend the Eagles. Also the president is dead. Or resigned. Or something. PLUS: we invite fellow union man, The Third Sean (of The Antifada) to talk about Teamster President SOB’s appearance at the RNC Is this a big deal? Can we flatter co…

Today Alex shares the story of how he was fired two months ago for wearing a Keffiyeh by his employer (Barnes and Noble), the case compiled against him by corporate, and his eventual reinstatement yesterday thanks to the efforts of his Teamsters Union. PLUS: Tony is also almost fired for being corny (wearing his prescription sunglasses to his night…

TODAY: As more information about Trump’s attempted assassination comes out, the right wing asks: are politics getting more unhealthy? What if Barron Trump were in attendance and was scarred for life and vowed to eradicate the liberal menace once and for all? What would Hawk Tuah have to say about this moment? Would anyone listen to her? We also che…

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 Today we react live to the stunning news of an apparent assassination attempt on Donald Trump, as well as Facebook's reaction to the news (CIVIL WAR TIME) We also discuss weightlifting-themed hardcore bands Rampage and Diesel Dudes Watch the stream at YouTube.com/miniondeathcult or http://Twitch.tv/miniondeathcult…

TODAY: Caleb from the Western Kabuki podcast helps us catch up with the meaningful mind of Dr. Jordan B. Peterson. How cooked is this man’s brain, for real PLUS: We use Caleb’s metalcore expertise to examine Disturbed–Emmure Zionist Mall Metal Front. Does “Sound of Silence” refer to the tens of thousands of corpses in Gaza? Why did David Draiman st…

TODAY: Tony Golfs with a Ben Shapiro Guy and conducts a one-man fight against nature when the Earth tries to de-colonize his home PLUS: Louisiana mandates the Ten Commandments be displayed in public schools so children will finally stop coveting their neighbors’ maidservants Follow us on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/miniondeathcult Sign up at http:…

TODAY: The Supreme Court rules that a president committing crimes is just dudes hanging out, and we discuss whether this changes anything in our political landscape ALSO: Nathan’s Hot Dogs bans the vegan met traitor Joey Chestnuts from competing in their hot dog eating contest after the professional eater gets a sponsorship from Impossible Foods. R…