Parhaat Felonious Monk Podcastit (2024)

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Double Dog Dare (Or Vlad The Imp-Tailor) 1:04:12

4d ago1:04:12

1:04:12

Kicking off spooky season #2 with some real mad scientist vibes as The H2Dub once again goes Horror2Watch, this time with a Frankenstein theme. Unfortunately this also means that we get to learn about a disgusting Russian science pervert and his collection of dogs and the USSR that would fund him....Goddamn this is gonna be a month folks... Read ou…

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The Baltic Fleet (Or Snakes On A Boat) 1:39:19

11d ago1:39:19

1:39:19

The Time Machine is lost, so today we are breaking into a local middle school and getting into their AV room to wheel out a tube TV and a VCR to watch and educational video on why the Russians should really just stop doing boats and how to get poisonous snakes drunk! Anchors away! Quite literally... Read our Tweets and participate in our listener p…

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Spidey's Greatest Villian (Or We Bring The Gravity) 1:19:05

18d ago1:19:05

1:19:05

The debate on comic book villains has raged for decades. Who is the best? Who is the worst? Who has the greatest rouges gallery of all? Well, The H2Dub is about to put some of these questions to rest once and for all as Cap and The Monk discuss arguably the greatest villain of all time as well as the most volcanic take on Spidey's arch enemy that a…

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Action Park (Or The Theme Is Pain) 1:53:52

26d ago1:53:52

1:53:52

It's time for one last summertime hurrah! Everybody put on your time clogs because we are going to the greatest (Question Mark?) theme park that the great state of New Jersey ever produced, Action Park. A place where one man's dream of creating a world of hastily built, poorly constructed, incredibly dangerous, rides and attractions and a drunken s…

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Dr. Brinkley (Or The Man Who Stared At Goats) 1:27:31

1M ago1:27:31

1:27:31

This time we are talking about a man who went balls to the wall when it comes to early 1900's medicine! Let's take a trip back in time to a world where one man with a fake diploma, a radio tower, and a fist full of goat nuts had a dream to put those goat nuts inside you any which way he could and the U.S. Government that would fight for years to st…

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The Angel's Glow (Or The Grapes Of Calf) 1:05:46

1M ago1:05:46

1:05:46

In this episode The Monk puts Cap's gams on the line in order to learn you about the crazy microscopic bugs that were living in the dirt during a particular American Civil War battle and how it made Our Hero's leg glow in the dark! Buckle up because it's going to be a medal winning story of big pharma not letting us glow in the dark for our health!…

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The Last Voyage Of The Essex (Or Turtles Eat Free) 1:29:16

2M ago1:29:16

1:29:16

Today we wistfully dip back into the archives into the golden days or yore before we sent The Time Machine careening into the great cosmic unkown and learn about one of the most famous whaling voyages ever to get going well and end up going so so bad....Plus Cap dual wields enchanted swords and, water makes Russian boats catch fire and there are 50…

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Project Chariot (Or The AEC Is At It Again!) 1:03:07

2M ago1:03:07

1:03:07

That's right, those nut bags at the Atomic Energy Commision are up to their old tricks once again! This time they are trying to Nuke Alaska and the only thing standing between the hour hand on the Doomsday Clock hitting zero is Cap'n and The Monk! Plus another Steve Seagal Poetry slam! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2…

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Random Rambles 3.0 (Or The One With No Introduction) 51:42

2M ago51:42

51:42

Cap and The Monk are back just randomly rambling about 'Murican ignorance, Canadian PSAs, Italian cheese sponsorships, bad gun handling, and more. So much so that they forget to even introduce themselves or the show....so goddamn unprofessional....enjoy! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch…

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Lawman 7 1:18:45

2M ago1:18:45

1:18:45

Today we're watching Steve and the boys patrol Jefferson Parrish yet again but this time it's different. Steven Seagal is acting like a normal, human style being? Find out what Cap and The Monk make of this baffling turn of events. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook an…

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Random Rambles Volume 2 (This One's For Booster) 37:58

2M ago37:58

37:58

Today The Monk and Cap are rambling again, we're talking wrasslin, exploding subs, stache cast, and getting our first hard ons! All that plus a review of Johnny Depps Secret window and so much more! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Upd…

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Mercenary For Justice Part 2 1:57:13

3M ago1:57:13

1:57:13

This week in part 2 of The H2Dub review of Mercenary for Justice, the movie continues to assault our heroes while Cap continues to assault his liver with alcohol just to make it through. We're talking BAD movies, over priced luggage, the pros and cons of wearable technology, government tracking chips, global warming and beard grooming! Really cramm…

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Mercenary For Justice Part 1 2:06:24

3M ago2:06:24

2:06:24

Today begins an odyssey, an endurance trial, a war....a year ago Captain LAMOTU and The Monk watched a movie so poorly written, badly acted, horribly shot, terribly directed, and altogether straight up and down butts that it nearly broke the spirit of The H2Dub...It's been sitting in the vault ever since, just 6 and a half hours of raw audio pain, …

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Cassius Clay (Or Cannons are Canon) 1:07:06

3M ago1:07:06

1:07:06

It's the 4th of July and we are celebrating freedom by talking Cassius Clay, not the one who rope-a-doped Big George Foreman but rather the one for whom he was named. That's right, the senator clubbinest, pistol duelinest, cannon lovinest, anti-confederate you've never heard of. Until Now! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsH…

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FIFTY (Or The H2Dub Takes The L) 1:58:06

4M ago1:58:06

1:58:06

Well kids, come gather 'round for the 50th Episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast. The most EPIC episode to date! We've got orgasms at funerals, Cap starts singing again, hot takes on A.I. art, batshit bedtime stories, ziggurats made of your aunties, and an EXCLUSIVE interview that is guaranteed to make you wish you were watching a movie about a CIA spo…

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The Black Death (Or H Gon Give It To Ya!) 1:21:45

5M ago1:21:45

1:21:45

We go back to a time before we lost the time machine to celebrate our Veterans on Memorial Day and learn about an amazing feat by and amazing man as The Hard2Watch Podcast celebrates Henry Johnson. Like the Wu Tang Clan, this dude ain't nothin to fuck with! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Wa…

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Captain LAMOTU's Bedtime Tales (Or The Brothers Were Grimm) 1:15:46

5M ago1:15:46

1:15:46

Captain LAMOTU and The Monk discuss presidential brain worms, the state of modern reading technology, why running as a hobby is a red flag, and the Cap ruminates about how his pop used to make up and fall asleep during bedtime stories and reads you a couple first edition tales from The Brothers Grimm. This ain't your grandma's Rapunzel....it's like…

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Lawman 6 1:15:28

5M ago1:15:28

1:15:28

Well kids, we're back in Jefferson Parrish with Steve and the gang to take on crime and the stories of the individual characters that make up the police force are really starting to come together. Follow along as Steven, the Colonel, Fat Bald Cop, Ethnically Ambiguous Cop, and Sgt Powell celebrate the life and legacy of the late Police Chief Harry …

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Antioch Or The Second Best City Of It's Kind 47:15

5M ago47:15

47:15

Cap and The Monk give you a double dose of History today when we learn why it's a bad idea to bury yourself in cement and what happens when a city breaks a Persian Kings heart. Plus our heroes stir up riots and lose the time machine?!?!?! Noooooooooo!!! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch …

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Lawman 5 Part 2 1:22:13

6M ago1:22:13

1:22:13

We're back for the stunning conclusion of Chief Seagal Lawman Episode 5! After two gun crimes Steven wants to make sure his boys skills are sharp so we get more classic police training in how to escalate every situation possible! We also break down how hurrying up to slow down on a breach is maybe not the best idea. Plus The Monk is sneaking up on …

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Lawman 5 Part1 1:13:40

6M ago1:13:40

1:13:40

The Captain and The Monk are back on the streets of Jefferson Parrish with Chief Seagal and the gang keeping guns of the street and "gently" throwing people into cars. Our heroes also teach proper table etiquette so you don't look like a jacket full of assholes in front of your date. Plus 50% more shotguns, woodchippers and roleplay! All this and m…

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The Atomic Priests (Or They Get Bored In Ohio) 1:25:32

6M ago1:25:32

1:25:32

Today Cap and The Monk discuss the passing of starting Criminal of the Buffalo Bills The Juice OJ Simpson, We learn about nuclear energy and one of the AEC's many ridiculous shenanigans, when they tried to create a real life Fallout style religious cult based around buried nuclear waste and tales of The Cap'n in the Capital waste land! So strap you…

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Sir Jeffery Hudson (Or Our Favorite Little Bugger) 1:12:07

6M ago1:12:07

1:12:07

Today we hop back into the time machine to witness the life and times of a little guy who's story is truly a tall tale. There will be carnival shenanigans, feats knightly daring do, duels, love, and ultimately our hero will find god (allegedly)....much to his detriment (As is how these things usually go). Buckle up because you're about to "ride" in…

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Conservative Core Games (Or How we Learn What Words Mean_ 1:43:45

6M ago1:43:45

1:43:45

Today Captain LAMOTU and The Monk take on The Essential Conservative Core Games list. 40 Video games that are "Conservative"? We'll just see about that! Armed with a deep knowledge of Red Blooded Bible Belt America as well as Oxford definitions of what words actually mean, our heroes go through to whole list and get to the bottom of this! Time to f…

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Lawman 4 1:34:35

6M ago1:34:35

1:34:35

The results of The H2Dub listener poll is in and Lawman 4 won in a landslide victory getting 100% of the votes, so Cap and The Monk put the work in and went to battle against Lawman yet again!. Round 4 is thrill packed with Steven Seagal wrist controlling cancer, Fat Bald Cop finding buccaneers prowling the streets, and We finally got to see Seagal…

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Formosa (Or How Psalmanazar Put The "F" In Making fhit Up!) 1:32:58

7M ago1:32:58

1:32:58

Today On The Hard2Watch Podcast Cap and The Monk discuss the enchanted land of Formosa where legend has it they eat their children and their cheating wives and wear dinner plates as pants! At least according to one guy who had Oxford University, nay, the whole of England fooled. Plus we read from an ancient manuscript, discuss depictions of Satan, …

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The Ufa Train Disaster (Or Cap Vs The KaTrashnikov) 1:01:46

7M ago1:01:46

1:01:46

Cap and The Monk are visiting Soviet Bloc Russia via tank launched temporal shell to talk The Ufa train disaster, the deadliest peacetime rail disaster in Soviet Russian history as well as going full gun podcast for a bit to absolutely trash Russia's favorite export, the gun that "Has killed more people than God". It's an explosive Random Historica…

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The Legend Of Steven Seagal (Or The Birth Of H2Dub) 1:24:39

7M ago1:24:39

1:24:39

From deep in the archives Captain LAMOTU presents the proto podcast episode that would eventually become the global phenomenon that is The Hard2Watch Podcast. Just two guys, drinking their way through a couple cases and discussing the martial arts. Hear how it all began on this very special episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast, because we love you! Re…

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The Great Stink (Or You Can't Drown In Christmas Pudding) 54:06

7M ago54:06

54:06

Today H2Dub is taking another trip through time back to the year 1800's to talk about the state of the river Thames in 1850's London. You're really going to be glad you grew up now Vs back in the Victorian days...unless you are really into some Hot Karl...So hop on the Skidoo and let's get this pervert built time machine flying because we've got a …

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Saint Olga (Or The Patron Saint Of The Hard2Watch Podcast) 45:51

8M ago45:51

45:51

Today we're talking about roller blading Al-Queda's, Napoleonic genitalia, and arguably the greatest historical example of true wife material the world has ever know! Bonus drinking game next week, take a shot every time you hear the word penis! Have a dialysis machine handy! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X…

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Hellbound Part 2 1:18:13

8M ago1:18:13

1:18:13

Get ready for the round house kicks to commence as they are backloaded heavily in part 2 of The H2Dub Hellbound review. Frank Shatter (TV's Chuck Norris) continues to terrorize his partner in Jerusalem, while mucking up crime scenes, doing B&E's and harassing citizens all while round house kicking some ninjas, monsters, and demons! Plus we get some…

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Hellbound Part 1 1:36:43

8M ago1:36:43

1:36:43

Finally Chuck Norris round house kicks his way onto The Hard2Watch Podcast. Cap and The Monk discuss police standard operating procedure, how to dig with a sword, and so much more in part one of the H2Dub review of Hellbound! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get …

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Random Rambles (Or How McMahon Is A Big Bag Of Shit) 53:53

8M ago53:53

53:53

This is a surprise extra episode of the Hard2Watch Podcast because we had some extra time to kill. We go over Nintendo using their hardware to improve your baseball watching experience, Red Wine pie, the tragic loss of the legendary Carl Weathers, and the case against Vince McMahon. All that and Murray The Unpaid Intern gets Deported to Serbia for …

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The Feast Of Mike Rockerfeller (Or A Bad Time To Leave The Boat) 39:15

8M ago39:15

39:15

Today Our Heros talk another Random Historical Happenstance about the Legendary Rockerfeller family, most notably the son who decided that it was a good idea to swim to cannibal island alone and get close to the natives....and get close he did....OOOOOH Fuck, a friend of the show Dutch territory cannibalism is back baby!!! Read our Tweets and parti…

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The Moisture Accelerator (Or Hatfield Will Make You Wet) 53:21

9M ago53:21

53:21

Today Sizzle and Mizzle bring you another fantastic Random Historical Happenstance! This time our boys are gonna learn you about sports statistics, projectile vomit ballistics, How the U.S. tried to take down Castro and how one member of The Flash's rouges gallery almost destroyed a town on the left coast under the employ of big Daddy Govt! Plus so…

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The IPPU Club (Or How to Make Your Terlot Glow) 1:13:33

9M ago1:13:33

1:13:33

Today Mizzle and Sizzle bring you another dose of learning with the smooth taste of ingested plutonium or in some cases...injected....Big Daddy Govt can't be trusted and you can find out why in this informative and health forward Random Historical Happenstance! Also, Johnny Depp is not my Tanto. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls…

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The Lost Episode Tribute (Or How To Fail At Podcasting) 57:27

9M ago57:27

57:27

Today we get to learn all about what happens when your various recording methods and redundancies fail and you are left with nothing to show for 4 hours of recording as Cap and The Monk grieve the loss of two excellent RHH stories as well as talk about how much Jeeps suck (Until they sponsor us) and the things that should've happened to Joseph Meng…

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2023 Was Hard2Watch (Or How We Survived Another Rampjaar) 1:12:17

9M ago1:12:17

1:12:17

From subs piloted by an Xbox controller to Senators giving handgibbers at a play, to snakes raining down from the sky to land on unsuspecting women just trying to do some chores, 2023 was a hot mess and Cap and The Monk cover some of their favorite shenanigans from the past year in their recap of 2023 in all it's glory! Plus a live review of what A…

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Home Alone 3 Part 2 1:38:34

10M ago1:38:34

1:38:34

In part 2 of the Hard2Watch Home Alone 3 review Cap and The Monk talk traps and try to get to the bottom of the disturbing secrets the Pruitt family is hiding behind their shiny upper middle class veneer! Plus how many times can an 8 year old commit premeditated murder in one afternoon and still be called a hero? And how much property damage can he…

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Home Alone 3 Part 1 1:26:23

10M ago1:26:23

1:26:23

It's X-Mas day and The Hard2Watch Podcast has one more present for you to open! That's right, A special Christmas day episode! We're covering Home Alone 3 for you. It's inept criminals, sociopathic kids, and all sorts of questionable decisions by the late great John Hughes! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X F…

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The Great Gama (Or Fank Gotch Is A Pussy) 1:01:54

10M ago1:01:54

1:01:54

The Felonious Monk's X-Mas present to you, his first ever show edit: The Story of The Great Gama, a legendary wrestler who never lost a fight! Let's get ready to rumble!!! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Capt…

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Ticker Part 2 58:48

10M ago58:48

58:48

This week on the Hard2Watch Podcast, Cap continues his experiments with dropping movie audio in with the H2Dub commentary, Tom Sizemore continues to run about town with a bomb by his Johnson and Steve Seagal will finally wrist control this movie to a dramatic conclusion! Take a journey with us now as we relive "Ticker Part 2" on The Hard2Watch Podc…

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Ticker Part 1 1:14:34

10M ago1:14:34

1:14:34

This week Steven Seagal teams up with a legitimate all-star cast but still manages to crank out a movie that is complete trash, proving that no matter how much talent you surround him with in a post Under Siege world, he will force everyone to play down to his level! Don't say "bombs" say "devices" as this ticking turd detonates in our faces today …

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Silphium (Or Roman Viagra) 39:18

10M ago39:18

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Today on the Hard2Watch Podcast the crew talk about the current state of the porn industry as well as how the Romans handled everything from unwanted pregnancy to hair loss to getting their little legionary to stand tall in the bedroom! Say yes to excess with Silphium! ::Warning! This one is probably not safe for work (Like any of them are):: Read …

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The Feast Of The DeWitt's (Or How To Give Someone "The Dutch Impeachment") 56:58

11M ago56:58

56:58

Today on The Hard2Watch Podcast another classic Random Historical Happenstance: The story of two brothers, their commitment to public service, and their legacy that literally lived on inside the very citizens they served! Buckle up for a wild story this time around. When the Dutch aren't happy with their leadership they aren't shy about letting the…

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The Hard2Watch Podcast Thanksgiving Special 57:20

11M ago57:20

57:20

It's our first Turkey Day together on the Hard2Watch Podcast, so Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk sit down to say what they are thankful for. Finally Steven Seagal's elbows get the credit they deserve! Happy Thanksgiving everybody!! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Faceb…

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Under Siege 2 Dark Territory Review Part 2 1:56:59

11M ago1:56:59

1:56:59

Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk finish off the review of Under Siege 2 with this beast of an episode. Skynet is coming alive in the real world as we tackle Ryback's tactics, cock rings, bad cgi, and earthquakes on a plane! All that and more on this epic episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @…

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Under Siege 2 Dark Territory Review Part 1 1:27:06

11M ago1:27:06

1:27:06

Steven Seagal is back to haunt your ears and Cap and The Monk's lives as today our heros talk about the Ultimate Warrior being a total lunatic and the sequel to the only good Seagal movie we've seen so far. This time it's "Die Hard on a train" as we discuss Under Siege 2 Dark territory. Including step by step instructions for how to steal helicopte…

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Rod Ansel "The Real Crocodile Dundee" (Or Fuck you Paul Hogan) 46:57

11M ago46:57

46:57

Mizzle and Sizzle talk bear hunting, and head back to the land down under to discuss Koala chlamydia destroying marriages and a true legend of the outback in Rod Ansel. This guy will absolutely make you question your masculinity when you hear about his super human feats and then break your heart with the absolute tragedy that later befell him, in a…

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An American Werewolf In Livonia (Kind Of) 1:16:38

12M ago1:16:38

1:16:38

With Halloween just a few days away, Count MaCula and Sizzforatu, (AKA Cap & The Monk) have one more werewolf tale for you and this one is ripped straight from the pages of history as we jump feet first into danger with another Random Historical Happenstance! When a church is robbed and the grain is stolen by demons, who you gonna call? That's righ…

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