Weekly podcast in tribute to The Subbeacon podcast, formerly known as the Substandard podcast, full of garbage opinions, star war arguments, and pioneers of the podcast genre Dudes Counting. Described as "mediocre terrible" by Flagg Taylor.
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Episode 173: Shiny Hiney
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How is your personal hygiene? Chris has discovered a new tool to help you look your best for everyone you meet. We also discuss the key components of a trip to Austin and Thomas is celebrating (for no apparent reason) with a bottle of bubbly).Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 172: National Haberman Vacation (in Texas)
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The Habermans have visited the Kinneys in Texas! That's worth an episode or five.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 171: #SuccessionFinale #BREAKING #First
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Backup Benny squats in for Thomas to talk about the 4th season of Succession and there’s even a partial ranking of the seasons. There will be spoilers, the finale probably hasn’t even aired yet in some timezones. There’s your warning.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 170: Brown Cheese Christmas in Norway
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Whoever said that you cannot release a Christmas episode in April, well, maybe you are right. But we are doing it anyway. In this episode you fin unique insights into Norwegian cuisine and the Austin real estate market. We can almost guarantee you that is a first for any podcast.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 169: Bullet Train
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You remember the movie Se7en? Well, Bullet Train is nothing like that. Also in this episode: Thomas teaches us about schnapps, there is a frozen wife, and a discussion of Reddit's finest subreddit.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 168: What if, Train?
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Two things. First, this is released a week after the last episode and seems way too predictable for a weekly podcast and makes me uncomfortable. Second, that The Lone Ranger got a greenlight for production raises so many questions. But we are glad its exists or otherwise this episode would not have content. Third, Chris is going to attempt some plu…
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Episode 167: Chris solves Disney
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Chris wants to take on Disney, Ryan has a new coaching career, and Thomas is suddenly interested in going to back to college in Germany.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 166: Only in Chicago
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Happy Halloween! Chris takes a trip to (through) the promised land, the boys talk Deion Sanders, and what is up with Ohio football?Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 165: The Uber Ride
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Ryan takes the elderly on their first uber-ride, Chris does Oregon, and Thomas is upset about the quality of a certain genre of movies.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 164: Kandahar
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The boys chat about Gerard Butler's jousting movie.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 163: You Can Cut All That
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Thomas is on a roll with the jokes (not favoured by Chris and Ryan), Thomas has watched Bridgerton, Chris has a story from the WSJ about sex symbols, and Ryan exposes himself as a mobile phone pocket barbarian.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 162: Ryan's Singular Focus
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Ryan recently went on a roadtrip with a singular focus, the boys have watched James Marsden's vanity project, Thomas is excited about cruising in parks, and Chris thinks he is playing the Price is Right.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Chris attempts to make the entire episode about some unknown Minnesotan that no one has ever heard of. Now that\s a red flag. Also, Thomas brought 48 more.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 160: Gelatina Nigra
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Do you know what is in your nutritional supplements? We discuss this while Ryan is recording from his new studio. Chris has discovered that there are Swedish hockey players and Thomas previews the movie calendar for the rest of the year. And what do you know about call girl research and dick sizes? All this, and more in this packed episode!…
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Episode 159: Escape rooms, spare wire, and sandwich cakes
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After some digging in the archives an unreleased episode has been unearthed. Thomas introduces a new swedish word and a new swedish food, Ryan struggles, and Chris has had a visit from his in-laws.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 158: The Recruit and con(gress) men
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Friend of the show, Jim with the Twins, joins the show to talk about The Recruit. Before they get to the show, they also discuss Congress' own Anna Delvey, Ohio sports teams, and (of course) cruises. Ahoy!Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 157: Shay's exotic snake
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Shay K joins us to chat a little bit about Ghosts, the newest hit sitcom from CBS, but also takes his time to discuss various sports stars and his upbringing in Iran. We also address the controversy surrounding Steven Crowder and the Daily Wire in which there is no winner and only losers.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 156: Hundred Percent
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Episodes two weeks in a row? You can bet on it. Hundred percent. How do you train a child to start using the toilet? We can help. Are teenagers good drivers? A resounding no. Are we a true crime podcast? Probably. We also talk about one of the best movies of 2022 that Thomas had never heard of before this week.…
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Episode 155: High-End Gays
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The SSEU returns! After an involuntary hiatus (Thomas should try to pronounce that on the show), we're back with an in-depth discussion of HBO's The White Lotus. We are joined by Ben Parker and ask all the good questions: Who were the gays trying to kill, if anyone? Are the hotel managers likeable? Why wouldn't you poop in a basket? And which fanba…
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Episode 154: Celebrity Jeopardy, House of the Dragon, and Indiana
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Ryan shares some recent experiences from Indiana such as rodent pizza and a traffic update. Chris has watched Celebrity Jeopardy and was not impressed. Thomas is already on top of Twitter-alternatives. And how many teams are there in the Big Ten?Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 153: Brussels, Constipation, and Nathan Fielder
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Thomas went on a trip, Chris has just learned about the Nobel prizes, and Ryan had a birthday!Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 152: The Circular Economy
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The new circular economy is here to stay. Thomas brought a game for Chris and Ryan to play. Ryan has found a new Walmart. Chris is excited about the Gophers going undefeated late in the season.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 151: Intelligible and Kind of Funny
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Ryan struggles with his blower motors, Chris has discovered twins (not the Minnesota ones), Ben watched The Bear, and Thomas comes ready to share a new Swedish delicacy.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 150: The A-Team
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I love it when a podcast plan comes together. Chris has a new favourite comedian, Ryan got into a fight with a gas station, and Thomas introduces the Lassi-cut.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Chris and Thomas cover a wide variety of topics in Ryan's absence. Vanity plates, brown noise, the rate of tampon consumption in space, tipping and more!Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 148: Putin's Bodyguards
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Our lost executive producer returns to the show and chats with us about Putin's bodyguards, Thomas' new set of wheels, Ryan's adventures with pets, and much more on this weekly podcast.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 147: Cruises, Disney Weddings, and the Intelligent Toilet
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Thomas wants to talk about a different kind of cruise, the boys discuss a brand new type of toilet, and how much are Minnie and Mickey actually worth?Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 146: America's Bathroom
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Chris has been to a "family wedding," Thomas has come up with his best game yet, and all Ryan can think about is the new Top Gun.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 145: The Two Popes
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Thomas got a bathroom story (and got a watch! Not related!). Chris has watched a bunch of movies. Ben Parker joins the show and helps the boys create the next, big Hollywood blockbuster that will win all the Emmy's.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 144: SSEU Reunion: Winning Time
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After an all too long hiatus (it becomes clear in the show who is to blame), we return for the SSEU Week of podcasting. In this episode, one of the hosts goes to bat for Emily in Paris, we discuss the meaning of a "men's breakfast", and complain about a host of new movieshows.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 143: Inventing Tacos
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Thomas explains where tacos really come from, Ryan and Chris get to play a game, and no one on the show has a future career as a baker. Oh, and the boys also discuss Inventing Anna.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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The boys have watched Netflix's new Bubble-movie, which would have scored higher on Rotten Tomatoes had it been the only movie ever released. We also review the Academy nominees' swag bags and give helpful advice in our frequently recurring advice column.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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The boys are briefly joined by the fourth Beatle, Ben Parker at the beginning of the show before they descend into discussing the new, hot show that everyone is talking about: Downton Abbey. They also discuss its American twin, The Gilded Age.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 140: Tim Miler on Euphoria and a ton of other things
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Tim joined the episode to chat about Station 11, Euphoria, and a bunch of other things. Honestly, it is a must list listen.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 139: Encanto Fest
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This episode has two signature features. The first is the longest quiz ever produced by a human podcast. The second is Shannon Last's EXTENSIVE thoughts on the movie Encanto.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 138: Jumbo Jim
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Chris and Thomas are joined by (now) frequent guest Jim Swift! They chat about grilling, take a sports quiz, and Chris' experience meeting working man America for the first time.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 137: Ryan, What Is This? (S04E37)
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Ben and Ryan are back with another episode of Ryan, What Is This? Is this the episode where Ryan finally scores a point? Listen and find out!Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 136: Christmas in September
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The boys gathered around the microphones to celebrate Christmas with a game, apartment hunting in Dubai, hated actors and lady actors, Holiday in the Wild, Rob Lowe, and more!Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 135: Did That Make Money?
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The Beatles are reunited when Ben joins the boys to chat about Swedish Christmas traditions, Chinese Christmas restaurants, Succession, and to play a quizgame!Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 134: The Last Duel
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Two episodes in a week? Yes, we do believe in miracles here at the Standard Podcast. Some miracles happen while you are flat skiing and others when you are getting raped by a beast of a horse. That (and much more) on this week's episode.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 133: No Sequel Required
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The lads get together to chat about a bunch of movies they have recently watched (including the Hangover and Stillwater) as well as escape rooms, self-checkout (who would have guessed), and shoplifters!Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 132: The Haunted Carwash
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Ryan has picked out Halloween costumes for his kids. Chris went to a car wash. Thomas went drinking with a Dame? Dane? We also chat about the new season of Succession and DUNE.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 131: No Time To Podcast
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On this episode, Ryan and Thomas chat with Ben Parker (again), Matt Robarts, and Jason Cooper about the latest instalment in the Bond Universe. There is disagreement. We also get more rankings than we have ever had in a single episode. And who is going to be the next Bond?Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 130: Ben Parker
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We invite a Russian expert on the show to chat about cars, Seinfeld, and the Ivy League.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 129: DUMP MATTHEWS BAND DUMPS ON CHICAGO
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In this episode the boys answer the question "Is Matthew Perry Dead? And if so did he die in a fiery car crash?" Press play for the answer. In other minutes the boys learn how to glue their dickholes closed. For sex. This is an episode of the SSEU Podcast and it contains content recorded during this recording of this episode of the SSEU Podcast plu…
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Episode 128: Drive to Survive
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With Thomas gone, Chris and Ryan take the opportunity to talk about their favourite sport: Formula One. Ryan also has some vivid dreams and Chris can't quite figure out how Hulu works.Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 127: Primer
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Thomas wants to be the next host of Jeopardy. Chris is (again) buying appliances. Ryan is moving into the Kinney Palace. And we have all watched Primer, the masterpiece from the genius Shane Carruth. (this is not like a PBS Masterpiece garbage. I actually mean it is a masterpiece.)Kirjoittanut Thomas, Chris, and Ryan
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Episode 126: The New York Athletic Club
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The gang's back together! We chat about Chris and Ryan's holiday trips throughout the US. Thomas wonders whether Chris is actually white trash. Ryan questions his brother's choices and chats about his appeareance on the Subbeacon Podcast. If you want all the juicy behind-the-curtain stuff, we've got it. Chris and Ryan have also seen The Suicide Squ…
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The show is down two hosts because they have escaped on vacation. Matt, friend (and frequent guest) of the show, have dug up a movie from the 1990s that provides a great look at today's social media (and college) culture! Come for the jokes about the Olympics, stay for the discussion on causeheads and merkins.…
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Episode 124: The Poop Knife
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We can't even describe how excited we are to be able to use "poop" in the episode title two weeks in a row. Almost as happy as America's Mayor in drag. Or Kanye living at the Mercedes Benz Stadium. We also chat about other things on the show. Like the movie Abduction and Ryan's new gig as a booker and manager.…
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