Listen, I've never had a colonoscopy.... and thank goodness for that, right? BUT.... I imagine that on the day leading up to having one there's some apprehension. Some un-ease. Anxiety. I imagine a lingering feeling of "I know I have to get through this, but man do I wish there was another way." No, I'm not talking about listening to this pod (but …

Come one and all to our SECOND Christmas Special! Join Dan as he calls both of your favorite Quarantigers hosts to discuss their special Christmas wishes for you, our sporadically loyal listeners. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! Brought to you by: JB's Personal Massagers Warehouse "We'll stuff your stockings and so much more!"…

Welcome back cool cats and kittens! Come listen along as Dan hosts a discussion of the next two episodes of Tiger King Season 2. If you think Carole killed her husband, we may be able to convince you that you're wrong. HOWEVER.... if you think Carole didn't kill her husband, we also may be able to convince you that you're wrong. We don't really kno…

They're back! Americas most beloved crew of sociopaths and lunatics are back in our lives thanks to America's least favorite crew of sociopaths and lunatics... Netflix. So let's go back to our roots and discuss Episode 1 (among other things).

It's Minisode time! Dan hosts a discussion about the Netflix shit-sation Squid Games. If you liked it, you might not like this... but man-up and listen, you cowards. Can we say that? Person-up? TOUGHEN UP! There we go. You cowards. We'll double back for more Norm MacDonald talk as a few of us are reading/listening to his book before finishing with …

Your old pals pay tribute to a fallen comedy legend and re-live a few of our favorite jokes, routines, and bits. There is not, and may never be, another guy like Norm.

For the first time in 6-years the Quarantigers get back together PHYSICALLY (but not sexually, Tye) for some brisket, our first live in-pod fart, and a lovely chat. We run through what we've been up to as the Pandy winds-down (before probably winding back up and then down and then up again). We wrap it up when Tye reveals the subject of our next sh…

Have you ever been EXTREMELY disappointed? K thought he was special. You.... you thought we were going to release high quality podcasts on a regular schedule. Sometimes things just don't go your way in this life. Join your old pals Tye and Craig, along with newly minted Traeger owner Dan, for a discussion about robot emotions, patch notes, and more…

Everyone likes to try something new from time to time... like that strange month in 2014 when Dan wore a toupee. #NeverForget We decided we're going to do these smaller in-between shows to talk about stuff we've been up to AND then to reveal the next full show topic. Hopefully this gets a little more Quarantigers in your feed for you to "mark as li…

We're back!! But just like a Mondoshawan Armada who promised to come to your aid when Evil returns to destroy all exiting life.... forever.... we're a little later than we should have been. Sorry for the delays. I'm sure Conan, Joe Rogan, Michelle Obama, or whoever were able to kill some time while you waited for us. Anyhoo, come join your old pals…

Where we jumpin' fam!??! Come join our squad as we discuss the gaming and pop culture hit known as Fortnite. A landmark episode as we're joined by our first ever live guest! (I don't want to spoil it, but his name might* rhyme with "Crustin Shimberlake" ) So grab your balloons, "Batmanners", and umbrellas (if you're not a bot), and climb on board o…

Craig hosts a discussion of one of his favorite childhood films: 1986's Iron Eagle. Come join us as we talk about the budding and uncomfortable relationship between Doug Masters and retired Col. Chappy Sinclair, Chappy's willingness to expose a group of children to Treason charges, and how the US Intelligence Agency is the real loser here. Also, DO…

It was Judge Doom. There, I saved you an hour. However, you should listen anyway if you're interested in where "Patty-Cake" ranks on our Top 25 list of cartoon-based sex-acts. Written by Dan Hirt, Craig Laporte, Tye Roberts Produced by Tye Roberts Best Boy Grip: Tye Roberts Sounds from Zapsplat and Who Frame Roger Rabbit Music from Filmmusic.io…

If you don't remember what the world was like in 2019, this is the movie for you! Come and join possible Replicants Tye, Dan, and Craig as they discuss all 37-cuts, and even the soundtrack of 1982's Blade Runner! We ask the hard hitting questions: Do Replicants understand life more than Harrison Ford? Is this Darryl Hannah's finest performance? HOW…

God rest ye merry gentlemen Let nothing you dismay It's the Christmas Special episode Stop reading and push play There's stories and Die Hard That's right there's John McClane Oh tidings of Sega and toys Sega and toys Oh tidings of Sega and toys Written and produced by Craig Laporte, Tye Roberts, and Dan Hirt Edited by Tye Roberts Sound Effects fro…

Who doesn't love some good old fashioned friendly competition? Kenny Hotz and Spencer Rice are "best friends" determined to become bitter enemies, all in the name of avoiding humiliation. So join us on the famous red couch and listen as we discuss these two idiots/geniuses scratching/clawing/shitting/puking their way to some of the most insignifica…

If you've ever wondered to yourself: "Just how many niche-Detroit references can be stuffed into a single shock-rap album from the late 90's?", let me tell you something. You DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS SHOW! Dan hosts our first jaunt into the world of music discussion as we turn our focus to the deep mythology of the Insane Clown Posse. So get those …

There's no getting around it... you're going to hear us say "midget" and "dwarf" a lot and even try and figure out what the difference is. Come and join us on our FIRST EVER "Watch Along" Episode, but don't get too comfortable, we abandon the format quickly because we're bad at this. You get what you pay for. Thanks for listening! Music by Kevin Ma…

Have you ever wondered what three straight guys would say if they were forced to watch Mean Girls? If you're not Tye's sister, I'd bet the answer is "Not even for a second." Anyhoo, come and listen in as Dan gets awkward and Ty and Craig try and find good things to say about stuff other than LiLo's questionably legal upper-half. We get the "heavy f…

In today's climate, what is more commendable than giving the power back to the people? Nothing! Well, we put the power into YOUR hands... kinda. You folks provide the suggestions, but we still make the pick. I mean... it's more power than you usually get... but it's still our show. Don't be greedy. You power hungry heathens. I'm sorry, I didn't mea…

Welcome back friends! Like most of the worlds current and past problems, the blame lands squarely on the shoulders of Norway. Come along as we discuss the John Carpenter masterpiece, 1982's "The Thing"!! We'll try and figure out why a gaggle of "researchers" would try to kill The Thing with fire over and over again despite the early and clear revel…

Listen, we all make mistakes. Jake Cardigan got himself framed and cryogenically frozen for murder. Walt Bascom ordered a bunch of SUPER noisy computers for his office. Warbride STILL doesn't know her OWN NAME! And Dan.... while Dan chose this legendary piece of shit for us to discuss on the latest episode of The Quarantigers! Come along as we stru…

The boys are back! We kick off Season 2 with Craig's first choice for a show topic, the 1984 hit Footloose. Come and listen along as we recap the journeys taken by new kid-in-town Ren (Kevin Bacon), Local faith leader Reverend Shaw (Jon Lithgow), and the Reverend's daughter Slutty McWhoreface (Probably not Darryl Hannah), along with their trusted g…

THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS! Your old pals Craig, Dan, and Tye are BACK with a few new tricks up our sleeves and a laundry-list of top secret show topics! We're just taking this moment to slide into your DM's like an unsolicited D%$K-pic to let you know what's coming. So listen to this trailer and keep an eye on that feed because WE ARE BACK!…

What could be a bigger waste of time than an amateur review show? How about an amateur review show... OF A REVIEW SHOW!?!?!? That's right folks, we've hit a new Lowe as we reach the end of our time together. Come for one last ride with your pals Craig, Dan, and Tye as we nostalgically discuss what your favorite group of sociopaths (and John Rinke),…

The world is falling apart, but we did it fam! Join your old acquaintances Craig, Dan, and an uncharacteristically drunk Tye as we break down the FINALE of Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem, & Madness! That's right kids, this is the end o' the line for our friend Joseph Maldonado-Passage, but we're not going anywhere (yet)! We expected this one to be shor…

We're back! It's been a minute but what can ya' do? We're not getting paid for this shit and life happens. Craig, Tye, and Dan are back to discuss Episode 6! First we spend way to much time in the pre-show, then we try our best to make lesbian jokes for FOUR HOURS while Tye receives poorly timed deliveries. We talk about the show too!…

Join your ol' pals Craig, Dan, & Tye as we take a deep dive into Chapter 5 of the Tiger King saga. We share some laughs, shed some tears, and get a legit personal message from cast a member! Grab some shawarma and charge up that Thingamabob, this one goes on FOREVER! Thank you’s: JB’s Personal Massagers Warehouse - Use coupon code “beef curtains” f…

Buckle-up and hide the children because this one gets a little nasty! Come join your old friends Craig, Tye, and Dan for a not-so-intellectual discussion of Episode 4 of "TIger King: Murder, Mayhem, & Madness": Playing With Fire! CREDITS Written and Produced by Craig Laporte, Tye Roberts, & Dan Hirt Edited by Tye Roberts “Sound effects obtained fro…

C'mon down and join your old pals Craig, Tye, and Dan as we discuss the third episode of "Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem, & Madness". Find out if Carole Baskin really did it and hear EXCLUSIVE NEW EVIDENCE*** IN THE INVESTIGATION *** - Not really. Written and Produced by Craig Laporte, Tye Roberts, & Dan Hirt Edited by Tye Roberts Sound effects obtaine…

Your old friends Craig, Dan, and Tye discuss and recap Episode 2 of the Netflix Hit "Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem, & Madness" with humor, insight, and just the right amount of sexual tension. CREDITS: Written by Craig Laporte, Tye Roberts, and Dan Hirt. Edited by Tye Roberts “Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com“ Hillbilly Swing by Ke…

A review of Episode 1 of the Netflix hit "Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem, & Madness" You can reach the Quarantigers at Thequarantigers@gmail.com CREDITS: Written by Craig Laporte, Tye Roberts, and Dan Hirt. Edited by Tye Roberts “Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com“ Hillbilly Swing by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5705-…