Ashley and Jamie celebrate Hanukkah 2020! They’re joined by some extra special guests in their deep dive into a curated Bag of Hotties. Any Patinkin you thinkin’ of may show up. Use the gallery below while listening along for maximum enjoyment. Mank Salami Navage Act Blue The Digital Hottie Bag Mandy Patinkin Mandy Patinkin Fiddler on the Roof Mand…

Our quarantine setup continues with Jamie polling the masses for their horny responses to various prompts and getting Ashley’s raw reactions to the results. This episode we look at Daytime Talk Show Hosts; Oprah, Donahue, Sally Jessy Raphael, Ricki Lake and their ilk are covered in great detail. Oh, and Maury, always Maury. This episode of Hott Min…

Before we begin: Fuck, Marry, Kill: Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo Berry Ashley and Jamie turn their eyes to the Capitalist Hellscape we live in by measuring up the hotties in Advertising Icons. Do you think Tony the Tiger would be great in the sack? Can Tommy LaSorda show you his frozen delights? Would you let the Sun Maid Raisin girl keep the b…

Ashley and Jamie come together online to discuss their time in quarantine and review some perfectly absurd Instagram Polls voted on by the community. Would you ride in the way back of a church van with Jude Law? Would you let Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes burn down your house? Would you let Charlize Theron do your eyebrows? These burning questions, and mor…

Back in March, Hott Minute recorded a deep dive into the various Bags of Hotties at their disposal (Regular Bag, Sitcom Bag, Halloween Bag and more). The impact of the coronavirus had not been fully revealed. This is that episode. Looming pandemic aside, Jamie and Ashley hit their stride discussing their adoration for Charlize Theron, Rhea Perlman,…

Introducing the First Annual Tall Brawl Bracket: 2020 Big Boy Melee! In the grand tradition of absurd Hott Minute undertakings, Ashley and Jamie have hand selected sixty-four hotties all over 6’3″ tall to go head-to-head in an all out brawl. Divided into the sensible divisions of Stringbeans, Beefcakes, Lumberjacks and “Other”, these literal giants…

Spoiler Alert! This episode, Ashley and Jamie take a deep dive into Succession, the HBO series that follows a family of power-hungry assholes as they attempt to usurp one another in their quest for their father’s affection, wealth and power. If you’ve not seen the show, you’ll be intimately familiar with characters and plot lines after listening, s…

“In the year 2020, two brave heroes face a strange new world teeming with undiscovered hotties! These are the new adventures of Jamie and Ashley, this is Hott Minute, Season Three!” After nine months away, our illustrious hosts – Ashley Spurgeon and Jamie Bradley – spend some time catching up on hotties they missed during the hiatus. It’s been a lo…

Just when you thought Season 2 was over, Ashley and Jamie return for a very special episode filled with absolute trash. No attraction shaming here (like who you like) but these hotties give even our hosts pause. From Ghost Man Julian Assange to the King Tut Pubic Mound of Facial Hair on Dave Navarro to the Turgid Penis Neck of Beto O’Rourke, they r…

Ashley and Jamie consult with their Astrologer Madame Rose to traverse the Zodiac Wheel in search of the best hotties. During their consultation they cover everything from the sexiest Aquarius (Burt Reynolds) to the trashiest Gemini (too many to list) to the dreamiest Capricorn (Jim Carrey, MTV VMA’s 1999). To view the full episode notes, visit the…

As the end of Season Two draws near, Ashley and Jamie spend some quality time with the massive amount of contributions to the Bag of Hotties, picking names out randomly and sharing their delightfully insightful off-the-cuff remarks on everyone it yields. Thanks to everyone who has submitted a name; keep them coming! Start streaming for takes on Jos…

A very special theme song from “Raspberry Squeeze” legend Tracy Walnut opens this very special episode. Ashley and Jamie crush on Tierra Whack and Hulu’s Harlot’s respectively before making good on a pre-Season 2 promise to themselves, an episode all about When Animals Attack. Fabio, Phil Bronstein, Komodo Dragons, Nude Bears, Caiman reptiles and m…

Julia Martin provides the theme for this week’s episode and opens the door for Ashley and Jamie to discuss their Favorite Divas. After crushing on Peter B. Parker and Frank Ocean, they discuss their hott thoughts on a host of talented women, including Mariah Carey, Ariana Grande, Jessie J, Madonna, Beyonce, Tina Turner, Dolly Parton, Cher, MTV Crib…

New friend Tayls provides the theme song to the first episode of 2019. Ashley and Jamie get back to fundamentals by concentrating on who’s actually hot. This week’s crushes include Chattanooga rapper bbymutha and a slew of 70’s vintage TV performances from the likes of Diana Ross, Robert Palmer, Slade and Peggy Lee to name a few. The deep dive prov…

A delightful theme song from Ellen Angelico kicks off a holiday episode with special guest Alex Caress, aka Little Bandit. The trio crushes on The Great British Baking Show, Wisdom, the World’s Oldest Albatross and Nigel Tufnel before taking a discerning look at your favorite holiday movies. Home for the Holidays, the most excellent Muppet Family C…

Celebrities like Zendaya, Yara Shahidi and Amandala Stenberg represent the socially conscious, brand-wary, gender fluid generation known as Gen Z. Fortunately, like every generation, there’s a gamut of personalities to dissect in that cohort and they’re not all good. From the questionable Lil Xan to the stunningly boring Shaun Mendes to the mesmeri…

Discussing the entirety of science fiction proved to be too much for one episode so Jamie, Ashley and Larissa stepped into a well timed wormhole to divide the conversation. This is Part Two of Sci-Fi Hotties with Larissa Maestro. Herein, the topic of TNG is finally tackled and cast members are pitted against one another. Is Worf preferred to his ba…

Patrick Damphier supplies an aptly accurate theme song for a very special episode as Ashley and Jamie decide to tackle the largess of the entirety of Science Fiction. They can’t go it alone tho, so they bring in Sci-Fi expert and Season 1 Theme Song Slayer Larissa Maestro. After defining the boundaries of Sci-Fi, the trio tackles the likes of Futur…

After an educational theme song from Miss Shelby and Leeann, Hott Minute Attorney Brooks A. returns to prevent Ashley and Jamie from letting this special Halloween episode get too spooky. The trio plays a rousing round of Smash, Spook, or Slash and discusses the best of Halloween Hotties at length. Surprisingly, Rob Zombie earns high marks. Jamie s…

An extremely donkin’ theme from Jay Leo Phillips kicks off an episode wherein Ashley and Jamie shower adoration on Genesis, Jenny Slate, Serena Williams, Kristi Yamaguchi and a whole host of additional Sports Hotties like Dennis Rodman, Odell Beckham, Russell Westbrook, Scottie Pippen (the shy best friend) and the entire Afghanistan Cricket Team. P…

Hott Minute returns from hiatus with a long list of Summer Crushes consisting of both perennial favorites and new surprises. After discussing the likes of the dramatic Mesut Ozil, the beautiful Timothy Olyphant and consistently pleasing Billy Eichner, Ashley and Jamie take a deep look at the tried and true television sitcom format. If you’ve ever w…

While Hott Minute gathers their thoughts and crushes for Season Two, they decide to pay tribute to ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) by whispering some gentle thoughts to you, rifling around in their purses, ejecting dogs from bathrooms and reminding you of the importance of sunscreen. Artwork by Elizabeth Williams BG Music by Uncle Skele…

In the season one finale, POLY bestows the show with a Busby Berkeley worthy theme song to set the stage for diving deep on Hott Minute itself. Before that, Jamie speaks on the benefits of a well-fitting bra or bralette while Ashley stumps for the goodness of the PBS App. Most importantly, the episode serves as a deep dive for two important discuss…

In this Memorial Day Special, Denitia provides a phenomenal new theme song (with some backing assistance courtesy of Lil’ Steadman) and our hosts, Ashley and Jamie, experience an intense bout of synchronicity. What do Sheryl Crow’s “My Favorite Mistake”, Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle, Steve Buscemi and The Rock have in common? Spoiler alert, the …

In this tenth episode blowout extravaganza, Tristen provides a wonderful new theme song while Ashley and Jamie invite their lawyer Brooks aboard Hott Minute to take a deep dive into the Bag of Hotties. Competitive analysis takes place in a head to head challenge and trio dives into Hott Takes on the latest US Weekly. Discussions include Betty White…

Some network collaboration kicks off this episode with Vidalotry creator Ryan Breegle providing the theme song. Hosts Ashley and Jamie answer a slew of mysterious questions throughout the episode; including Who’s the hottest Skarsgard? What era of Robert Downey, Jr is best? and Who is Matthew MacFadyen? The Bag of Hotties gives generously and myste…

Little Bandit proves his behind-the-scenes knowledge of the show with his country steeped theme while Ashley and Jamie recommit themselves to ensuring the facts are known if their subjects are H-O-T-T hot, physically and emotionally. Explorations include the latest from Courtney Barnett, Rufus Sewell, Demi Lovato, the concept of mini-series and a v…

An extended theme song from Dave Paulson sets the tone for a whirlwind episode. Ashley and Jamie provide an exhaustive apology regarding the egregious faux paus of Elizabeth Woodville from Episode Six, celebrate the questionably gothic antics of President Abraham Lincoln, the unassailable Phil Lynott, the unpronouncable Domhnall Gleeson, the better…

Coco Hames supplies a confessional theme song this week for an early morning episode in which Ashley and Jamie diversify their crushes. Adoration is given to Trees (Deciduous and Coniferous), the cast of Preacher (Dominic Cooper, Joseph Gilgun, Ruth Negga), Harry Styles and Queen Victoria. Names pulled from the Bag of Hotties take a dark turn with …

Nashville band Tower Defense christens the show with a brand new theme song and Ashley and Jamie hit the classic landmark with their fifth episode. Crushes include John Leguizamo, revisiting Rami Malek and a deep, intellectual, dive into Albert Camus and multi-hyphenate musician-android-actress Janelle Monáe. The Bag of Hotties produces insights f…

What started as a Facebook poll turns into a full-blown matrix of spreadsheets and insights to settle the question “Who are the hottest cartoon characters?” Jamie and Ashley settle the debate, as well as tackle Barack Obama, drag queen Milk and a rather tender bit of John Goodman discussion. Artwork by Elizabeth Williams Music by Ryan Malina…

Jamie opens up about a very specific photo of Martin Landau, Ashley goes to bat for Ray Romano, and the girls deep-dive discuss Dwight Yoakam and Lorde. Plus! Blake Shelton, Prince, Ted McGinley, Alf, and an alarming Suits update. Artwork by Elizabeth Williams Music by Ryan MalinaKirjoittanut Hott Minute / We Own This Town

This episode, hosts Jamie and Ashley explain their unapologetic disinterest in Friday Night Lights, recent flirtations with Tracee Ellis Ross, the entire cast of The People vs OJ Simpson and explore long standing crushes on do-no-wrong Clive Owen and the mystical Tilda Swinton. They also pull some questionable names from the Bag of Hotties resultin…

Jamie and Ashley introduce the audience to their latest flash-in-the-pan crushes, dissect the hotness of today’s most-relevant stars and pull names from a goddamn paper bag and instinctively talk about the hotness of the names of the people, places and/or things in that bag. Notable Hotties Include: Rami Malek, Janine Turner, Rob Morrow, Meghan Mar…