Interested in more bad porn from Blake Lockhart? Let us know which character from Pelican Cove you'd like to star in his next geriatric sex thriller, and maybe (just maybe) he'll make your dreams come true.Are you a listener who isn't one of our best friends in real life? Let us know! We'd love to hear where you're listening from and what you'd lik…

This week's episode picks right back up at the cliffhanger we left you on - Annabelle suporting Calvin with his penis stuck in a pipe organ, as the DEA and reality television crews swarm. Also featuring Andria's awkward yoga experience and that time Erin's mom confronted Blake Lockhart about golden showers.Interested in more bad porn from Blake Loc…

It was a weird week at the book club, there's really no other way to say it. Sexual relations with musical instruments, elder abuse, police ambushes...all that and the chapter was only a few pages long. Listen for all the uncomfortable details.Interested in more bad porn from Blake Lockhart? Let us know which character from Pelican Cove you'd like …

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On this week's episode of The Bad Porno Book Club we celebrate a special (not sure if we can call it that?) anniversary and continue to be baffled at the lunacy of A Touch of Grey Down There as our main characters exchange illogical and unsexy emails.BPBC fan? Have thoughts/feedback? Need a second opinion on your amateur love poetry? Email us at ba…

How would you decompress from a golden shower? Probably not how Annabelle does in this chapter of A Touch of Grey...Down There. This week's episode features a variety of inappropriate scenarios, some sweet first kiss stories form your hosts and all the usual "OMG NO" moments!BPBC fan? Have thoughts/feedback? Need a second opinion on your amateur lo…

In this week's episode of 'A Touch of Grey... Down There' Annabelle learns a golden shower is not, in fact, a sponge bath at dusk, while Andria and Erin marvel at Annabelle's many examples of what NOT to do in a relationship (or really any situation, ever). From wet geckos to trust falls, this chapter is sure to both delight and horrify!BPBC fan? H…

This week's episode of the Bad Porno Book Club will have you on the edge of your seat as Annebelle rebels against Calvin's instructions (shocker) and snoops behind the blue door...into his science lab? We get a glimpse into Calvin's lurid past, from suspicious bakers looking for more than just a cup of sugar to alleged MURDER. Or as Shirley Murdoch…

Chapter 8 is a quickie. In fact, its just an in-and-out of Calvin and Annabelle's email exchange, but leave it to Blake Lockhart to keep the awkwardness at a maximum. We recommend pairing this episode with Episode 7 - like a fine wine with cheese, or or a bag of frozen peas with a broken vagina.BPBC fan? Have thoughts/feedback? Need a second opinio…