A cursed episode finally recorded! Join us for the re-record of an episode we tried to make back in August. We talk a few miscellaneous topics like the Sims and the Cars Cinematic Universe. But we mostly talk about the Formula 1 2024 season so far: Lewis Hamilton's future move to Ferrari, the failures of the French, and why the hell is Logan Sargea…

We’re alive and back for our annual “What the fuck was that year” episode! This time, all about 2023. Hop in your billionaire submarine and get ready for a recap of a shitshow year. And also talking too much about James Cameron. Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com…

It’s hot union summer and everyone is on strike! Well, everyone except F1 probably because Bernie Ecclestone... cause as we learn, it’s always his fault. We talk the WGA & SAG-AFTRA strikes and then completely pivot to our vroom vroom hyperfixation to discuss the firing of “Nyck” De Vries from AlphaTauri.…

Hello Jess and Abby use podcasting as an excuse to connect and also because we think we are hot, insightful, and funny, we make everyone listen to us. Should this have been a Facetime call? Maybe, but then you wouldn’t get to listen to us be hot, insightful, and funny as we talk about the WGA strike, Formula 1, and Prince Harry’s traumatized penis.…

We’re not! We are still alive and here to talk about the absolute shitshow that was 2022. Buckle up, folks, it’s a mostly bumpy ride. But hey, at least the Queen died!Kirjoittanut Lousy Beautiful Town

It’s lights out on the first half of the Formula 1 season and away we go with the summer break silly season! That’s right babies, it’s another F1 episode. This time we catch y’all up on all the drama that has occurred in the two (2) days of F1’s summer break (as of recording this ep.) as well as some of our highlights throughout the season thus far…

Ew, we’re talking about Star Wars. But first we have to be haters for like, 40 minutes because we are who we are. We eventually get to talking about Kenobi, we promise. And when we do it’s nothing but love from then on. Join us as we talk about the true keys to Star Wars (hint: it’s love & trauma), emotional catharsis, unintentionally unpack some c…

JACLYN’S BACK AND READY TO TALK ABOUT HOT LESBIANS! That’s right, babies, we’re talking about Arcane! Join us (but mostly Jess and Jaclyn) as we deep dive into the story of Arcane, the music, the art, and characters like Vi (hot), Caitlyn (hot), Jinx (traumatized), and Jayce (THE WORST). Jess gets horny for Silco, Jaclyn makes beautiful & insightfu…

IT’S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO WITH THE LONG ANTICIPATED JESS AND ABBY’S GUIDE TO FORMULA ONE!!!! Join us as we introduce you to our version of the most popular motorsport in the world. Spoiler alert: It’s horny. If you’re looking to genuinely learn about the sport of F1, this is not the pod for you. Or if you’re a Max Verstappen/Red Bull/Christian…

Russ is here and we’re talking about the best show ever, Derry Girls! Join us as we figure out why we, a bunch of Americans, relate so heavily to a group of Irish Catholic girls growing up at the end of The Troubles in Derry. Also Abby talks about being Catholic (sorry) and triggers the Protestants (not sorry). Never forget that Protestants hate AB…

Listen, we’d love to not be a Star Wars podcast anymore but Star Wars (& Star Wars fandom) keeps showing its whole ass so here we are. Join us as we talk about The Footnotes of Boba Fett and scream about bad storytelling, Temuera Morrison not getting to be the star of his own show, and transphobia within LFL & Star Wars fandom regarding Rosario Daw…

2021 sure was a year! Let’s recap it with the only coping skill (and maybe our first line of defense against COVID) we have: the devil’s lettuce. From insurrections to Nicki Minaj’s friend’s cousin’s testicles to buttering cats, we’ve got it all. In loving memory of Betty White and the Boat that got stuck in the Suez.…

Howdy Christmas Cowfolks! This week we continue our bad southern accents and review Tello's Christmas on the Ranch! Join Emma and Abby as they love on lesbians, bemoan the idea that a strong social media presence isn't necessary for a business, and get a little horny for the holidays. Enjoy! Next Week: A Castle for Christmas & A Christmas Dance Reu…

Howdy Dolly Lovers! This week Abby and Emma review Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square: a very musical-y musical that is 100% queer culture because Dolly Parton and Christine Baranski are in it. Enjoy! Next Week: Christmas on the Ranch Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDayEmma: @Emfys_NestAbby: @abbymceciliaKirjoittanut Lousy Beautiful Town

WELCOME TO THE 2021 SEASON OF ROSÉ TILL CHRISTMAS DAY!!!!!! Join Abby and Emma as they review Anna and the Apocalypse, a Christmas zombie apocalypse musical (yes, you read that right). Blood and guts, teens singing about their feelings, a global pandemic, sexy songs about fucking Santa... What more could you want in a movie?! And remember: this mov…

Hellooooo and welcome to High Thoughts with Abby (and Jess too), a segment usually just for our patrons but we felt like sharing it with the world. We literally just announced (well, like a few months ago but whatever) that we're no longer solely a Star War podcast but we're talking about Star War this time. Join us as we discuss our high re-watch …

Well. Cat’s out of the bag. We’re barely a Star Wars podcast anymore, but now we’ve made it official! Join the new Lousy Beautiful Town, 10% star 90% wars, as we talk about what had made us head over heels for Loki: the fact that he learns to love himself. That’s right baby, we’re talking radical self-love. See? Still pretty much the same ole LBT y…

WE’RE ALIVE BAD BISHES!!!! (for now). We talk a little Star Wars (ew). And then put our fists through the usual. Ya know, racism, people in fandom being shit, and why the Mayo Clinic does not make you an expert. Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeaut…

Oh hey look, Ash is back. AND THEY’RE STILL MAKING US SAD. But also we’re chaotic as fuck god damn it jessica get out of here yes yes how does this always happen NO fine you better leave this as the bio cause i’m not editing it now fuck u No fuck YOU ARBY I HATE YOU Watch wandavision wa-wanda visionKirjoittanut Lousy Beautiful Town

In a world where a character loses their actor because of their actor’s garbage behavior and is in need of replacement, there is only one man we can call. One man renowned for his skills in replacing actors in the Jon Favreau Cinematic Universe. One man who isnt transphobic and doesn’t compare being conservative to being a Jewish person in the holo…

Ash is back and chaos continues to reign! Join us as a conversation about our overall thoughts on Mando season 2 turns into our Luke Skywalker x Din Djarin headcanons. Also Boba Fett is Din’s best friend, he’s amazing, and HE DROVE ME HERE. Find Ash: @RoguePodronKirjoittanut Lousy Beautiful Town

It's Christmasy, queer, and Catholic... Which basically means A New York Christmas Wedding was made specifically for Abby. Join us with our terrible New Yorker accents as we talk about love, time travel, creepy guardian angels, and the holy sacrament of Eucharist being a GAYS ONLY EVENT, NO HETS ALLOWED. Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay Email: RoseTillXMa…

JACLYN’S BACK AND WITH A VENGENCE!!!!!! Join your favorite host, and also Jess and Abby, as we talk about the Ahsoka episode and how much we hate it. We’re ready to fight Jon and Dave, but honestly what else is new? And then we get way off track and talk about anything but the Ahsoka episode because it is literally that forgettable. COOL. **SPOILER…

Dank ferrik, Abby is horny for Bo-Katan. And Sasha Banks. And Fennec Shand. And Din Djarin. And Hayden Christensen in his Vader bath. Jess says some things too that I can’t remember— I just mostly remember being thirsty af. Oh, and as always, fuck Gina Carano 💜 (but not that way) Also, yes we know we are behind on Mando discussion, but there's a fu…

NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS HAPPY. NOTHING. WE HATE HAPPIEST SEASON. SO MUCH. THE GAYS DESERVE BETTER. and eh. Lez Bomb was fine. Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay Email: RoseTillXMasDay@gmail.com Emma: @EMfys_Nest Abby: @abbymceciliaKirjoittanut Lousy Beautiful Town

'Twas the night of LEGO Star Wars, and all through the pod Jess and Abby were excited, which was rather odd; The two hate Star Wars and don't really care But the promise of LEGO Christmas gave them a fuck to spare. They asked their friend Emma to join in the fun, And she said, "of course!" faster than Han Solo flew the Kessel Run. Gathered on Disco…

It's a double feature week with offerings from the cheesiest of Christmas production houses: Lifetime and Hallmark. Emma and Abby sit down to discuss haunted cars that kill homophobes and the gift of Christmas... eggplant. Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay Email: RoseTillXMasDay@gmail.com Emma: @EMfys_Nest Abby: @abbymcecilia…

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Let's jingle them jangles!!! It's time for a MUSICAL!! Join us as we gush over Netflix's Jingle Jangle, a movie we totally didn't realize is a musical, but we are SO on board. Enjoy and remember: The square root of impossible is possible in youKirjoittanut Lousy Beautiful Town

Better late than never! This time we watch Christmas With a View and Netflix's Holidate. But we had the true *honor* of getting to talk about these less than stellar films twice cause Craig the Discord Bot hates us! So pour yourself a glass and settle in for some big bah humbug energy. Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay Email: RoseTillXMasDay@gmail.com Emma…

IT'S CHRISTMAS THE FIRST! Emma and Abby sit down and discuss the 2019 Netflix Original, Klaus-- why it's the perfect kick off for your Christmas season, and why it might be the Christmas movie your 2020 needs. Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay Email: RoseTillXMasDay@gmail.com Emma: @EMfys_Nest Abby: @abbymcecilia…

WELCOME BACK TO ROSÉ TILL CHRISTMAS DAY!!!! For our first episode of season 2, we decided to livewatch Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) to ring in the Spoopy Christmas Spirit! Check out our twitter for this year's movie line-up and let us know which film you're most looking forward to!Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay Email: RoseTillXMasD…

Ending Megtober with a bang! Join us for our last episode in our 3 part series on fatphobia and diet culture. We talk fatphobia in Star Wars (shocker that we’re talking about Star Wars, we know), HerUniverse’s “inclusivity” that definitely doesn’t include fat people, fat representation in media, and how to be less fatphobic. Hope y’all enjoy! Here'…

It’s still Megtober, y’all! And we still have a hell of a lot more to talk about. In this part we cover exercise, medical fatphobia, bras, eating disorders/disordered eating, & “good” fats v. “bad” fats (whatever the fuck that means). Also: FUCK THE WII FIT BOARD THAT SHIT SUCKS! THE WII FIT BOARD GAVE US TRAUMA! NINTENDO SHOULD PAY MY THERAPY BILL…

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, y’all! It’s Megtober! In our quest to obtain the majority of the powers of Rogue Podron, we had Meg join us for a v long but v good conversation about fatphobia and diet culture! No but legit… We recorded for four hours… So strap yourselves in for part 1 as we discuss the history of fatphobia, mental health…

APOLOGIES FOR THE AUDIO QUALITY, PARTICULARLY JESS'S AUDIO We tried everything and *this* was honestly the BETTER than its original form. Yikes. Enjoy the show! ------------------------------------------------ What’s up, cowards. Danny’s here and it’s time to talk transphobia, the importance of pronouns, and gender inclusive language. Basically, Gi…

I guess we’ll still talk about Star Wars. Join us as we wrap up our overall thoughts on the Sequel Trilogy. We bitch about TLJ. And lose our minds over the chaos that is TROS. We missed you Padre Palpy 💜 Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod…

Ugh, fine we’ll talk about Star Wars. We talk our overall thoughts on the Sequel Trilogy, but we talked for way too long and had to split it into two episodes. So this one is all about TFA. Also featuring Abby losing. Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod…

Continuing our conversation about how awful the American healthcare system is, we talk about how trauma takes a toll on the physical body and how experiencing systemic racism is a Big T trauma. And just in case you thought there was easy access to care to help those chronic conditions… there’s not! cw: racial violence Further Reading: Medical Apart…

This week we continue to put our fists through the American healthcare system. But first we gotta talk some history, particularly the medical racism surrounding the Tuskegee syphilis studies, Dr. James Marion Sims, and Henrietta Lacks. cw: slavery, cw: sexual violence, cw: racial violence, cw: gynecological violence Further Reading: The Immortal Li…

Okay, listen up y’all. We’re here to bitch about social workers thinking they’re above racism. You’re fucking not. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Here's a bunch of stuff we mentioned: The AAKOMA Project Black Emotional Mental Health Collective Black Mental Health Alliance Black Mental Wellness Eustress Inclusive Therapists The Marsha P. Jo…

Star Wars can wait: we need to talk about how Black lives matter right now. Resources discussed in the show (plus extras) are below, but above all, listen to Black people right now. NBPOC and white people need to step up with direct action and stop centering ourselves during this time. Donate: secure.Actblue.com: allows for splitting donations to m…

Second verse same as the first! But like. This one is way more sad than horny. Like. Really, really sad. Like. Why-do-we-have-feelings-feelings-are-mean sad. (This episode is about The Clone Wars) TW: Passive SIKirjoittanut Lousy Beautiful Town

🎶 Sad in the house and I’m in the house sad. Horny in the house and I’m in the house horny. 🎶 what’s up all you Maulfuckers its time to get sad and horny about the Siege of Mandalore while Jess becomes Abby’s Dad-Brother-Friend and Abby is the Sad Taco Host… how the fuck do we still have listenersKirjoittanut Lousy Beautiful Town

🎶 Let’s talk about clones baby. Let’s talk about homosexuality. Let’s talk about all the good things and the sad things and hemipenes 🎶 (or: Jess and Abby talk Bad Batch and the Martez Sisters but that’s not as fun of a bio, now is it?)Kirjoittanut Lousy Beautiful Town

Oh hey, it’s Tom Kane. Ackbar wants to fuck his ship. Jar-Jar gets exploded??? And General Grievous is at high risk for getting the coronavirus. That’s right bbs… it’s a Lego episode. (Also we talk about Carrie Beck and how cool she is)Kirjoittanut Lousy Beautiful Town

Happy anniversary to us! It’s been one whole year since we started screaming about Star Wars and putting our fists through things on the pod. And there’s no better time to celebrate it than in a global pandemic! Listen to us reminisce on the stupid shit we’ve said this past year, as well as bitch about the Ahsoka casting rumors and the bullshit tha…

We’re tired, there’s no news, and we procrastinate like hell. So let’s do a bunch of your suggestions for episodes! Please enjoy the amount of dick talk, cause we sure did. Signed, Arby M. CeciliaKirjoittanut Lousy Beautiful Town

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The Clone Wars is coming back and so is our depression. Y’all better be ready for some sad Ahsoka content, sad clone content, and sad Jedi content. But also… Hot Ki-Adi Mundi content. Join our Patreon!Kirjoittanut Lousy Beautiful Town