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Tune in to Nobody Cares, a comedy podcast where NOTHING is off limits. Stand up comedians Craig Smith, Nick Hart, and Samara Suomi have constructed a hilarious podcast for the listener that includes them speaking on current issues, their own personal experiences as comedians, and interviewing special guests. There is never a dull moment when you think #NobodyCares
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We are back for a fun episode this week Samara’s selling her new book and Nick got a new IG. We talk about the Our Father doc and a sperm donor who lied to 30 lesbians, Hyundai's exploding seatbelts, blood transfusions on cruises, uterus shaped cereal, a Japanese man-dog, a 54 yr old lottery winning murderer, and much more…
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We find out Nick's origin story this week and Craig and Samara bonded over Ozark. Other Topics include the Prison Escape Love Story that might be a murder mystery, how much money it takes to marry Britney Spears, two siblings trying to change laws in Germany, Snickers restoring the vein, and much more.…
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In this episode, Nick and Samara start with stories about defecation, and Craig was assaulted waiting in line at the store. They start with Ep 4 of Brand New Cherry Flavor if u know u know, then they talk about escalating a stupid argument, playing with bulletproof vests, dogs being man's best friend, a science experiment gone bad, and surviving a …
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We got a great episode this week with everybody in the studio. We talk about OJ Simpson on TikTok, How not to use coke, why you shouldn't trust male gynecologists, plastic surgeons working on family, when should the best man confess his love for the bride, making rules for your funeral, Gangsta Granny Gale and much more.…
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This week as they record on Craig's Bday which they forgot btw, we start off with a story about how Craig bombed on his most recent show, the new birth control pills for men, Corona causing an auto fellatio trend, the Brazilian singer who refused to fart around her bf, who shouldn't subscribe to your only fans, and more.…
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With Samara out with a knee injury from mutual combat with her student, Craig and Nick are here to talk about Pete texting and Kim telling women to work harder, testing your drugs with the cops, an 80 year old trans serial killer, stealing the wrong box, a game of would you rather? that had our producer Miguel walk out and more.…
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Big Brittneys This week we got our first sponsor in Falbo Bros Pizza thanks to Nick and yes it's the best pizza in Madison. We also discuss the new gas prices, Britney Spears being Free but Britney Griner being locked up, the Wisconsin woman who killed while on meth, AirBnB not always being safe for sex, Amazon selling white privilege cards, teache…
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Edible Condoms We're back this week for Samara to tell us her genius SharkTank idea and Nick inadvertently confessed to being a stalker. They also discuss Samara quitting teaching, Craig's Catholic school, stealing a teacher's sex tape, robbing girl scouts, anal sex condoms, a vaping milf, a 4-year-old gangsta, Shaq's pranks, and much more.…
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This week was a fun one Nick has his big return to the Comedy Club, Craig got confronted at work, and Samara had her gangsta tested at a show. They also talk about Kanye vs Billie Eilish, going to jail over video games, faith healers and cult leaders, being a virgin in a sex game, Prince Andrew’s obsession, and over a hilarious game of Rapsplaining…
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"Vito'd His Wife" This week the whole crew is back together for a hilarious episode about how great Bob Saget was, why Samara is being weirdly nice to us, stealing a car with extra parts in it, best ways to isolate your covid stricken son, on flight childbirth, zoom bombing classrooms and harassing students, marrying the man who burned your face of…
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"I'm Almost Joking (SP)" First, I want to say Happy New Year and Phuk Covid. Because of that, I was almost alone in the studio, but my guy Quis came thru and recorded with me for this special preview episode where we discuss Antonio Brown's Outburst, Danger of a Side Chick's Love, Jada Pinkett and Will Smith, Rap Battling Your Real Friends, Kanye v…
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"That Nancy Rae" This week we have Samara back from LA to talk with Nick and Craig about her week in LA, Billie Eilish, Nancy Reagan's new found fame, A cougar who spends money on her young BF, a woman who makes $70,000 a week selling her scent, why u should be careful when u livestream, a waitress's dispute over a $4400 tip and much more.…
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"Robot Racism" This week with Samara fulfilling her dreams in LA we have longtime listener of the show and hip-hop producer Brent Schultz. We talk about Robots reproducing and what that means for humans, a man's special affinity for WW2 weapons, a man who used a silicone arm at the pharmacy, Joel Osteen's lost church money, Walmart lawsuits and the…
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"Simon Wasn't Safe" This week Samara is back but Nick is home sick (no it's not the beer flu) so Craig and Samara are in Radio 22 studios to track about a Cam girl who shot herself while streaming, a bodybuilder's 2nd sex doll wife, an Italian doctor's questionable remedies, Rittenhouse going to college, the Saving Simon Verizon commercial and much…
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Horrible Humans In this episode Nick and Craig get in the new studio to discuss why Craig is angry he still has to wear a mask at work, why it's dumb to record yourself during an armored truck spill, the world's richest dog, the parade accident in Waukesha, a woman who swings with her mom and sister, how newborn snitched on a husband for cheating, …
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Sophia Urethra & Jak Nice This episode Samara, Nick and Craig are at Radio 22 to discuss Nick getting a raise, Samara’s new job, and what its like in Mauston, WI. They also talk about Joe Rogan’s xxxperience, Affion Crockett’s show interruption, a $1 million lottery ticket theft, an Austrian brothel’s Skincentive Program, Brass Against’s concert wa…
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Big Bird Brain This week Samara is back and we hear another story of Nick’s great customer service and Samara tells us about how her weekend performing in Minnesota. We also talk about our upcoming 100th episode, Big Bird getting vaxxed, Britney Spears, Aaron Rodgers latest interview, Astroworld, DiCaprio vs. Bezos, what happens when a snake bites …
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Crazy Dix This week with Samara gone tending to her real-life it's just Nick and Craig celebrating No Nut November. We talk about Nick getting bullied at KwikTrip, teacher of the year Caroline Lee, a man cleared of murder by oral sex, a protest leader’s past racist tweets, a Japanese man dressed as Joker stabs 17 people on the train, what happens w…
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“A Slash A Slur” In this episode Nick, Samara, and Craig are in the new Radio 22 studio to discuss Open Mics coming back in Madison, Craig’s Museum show, Samara’s upcoming Halloween party, Brian Laundrie being found, Alec Baldwin, Kodak Black making his mom feel beautiful, Michael Myers being homophobic, Pablo Escobar’s cocaine hippos, a woman who …
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Live From Snitchburg This week almost didn't happen because Craig had a run-in with the law at the studio but we made it happen and after that story, they discuss getting your work vehicle towed while at work, looking at ur exes IG, using toys during sex, Severin Beckwith being Brian Laundrie, why Cali moms and pregnant teachers shouldn't be around…
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Karma Mart Nick shut down Facebook, Samara roasted a heckler, and Craig was bullied by a fan. They also talk about Dave Chappelle's new special, a woman charged for crying during her medical exam, Megan Trainer having 2 toilets to use with her husband, the TikTok challenge that's misleading the youth, Craig's stealing story, and much more.…
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A Worse Middle Passage In this episode, we have the original crew reunited with Nick back from vacation. After a quick recap of his trip and finding out Craig is a fan of Grease the musical they discuss the medical miracle of a man who ejaculates anally, a New Zealand gang selling illegal KFC, a couple who flipped a car during sex, Michael Jordan's…
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Ha-Mee Ah-Mees On this episode with Nick still on vacation, we have another special guest on the show with Craig and Samara and it's none other than skateboarder, photographer, and BF of the host Bryce Peterson. We discuss his fishing trip and how smart a fish can really be, why facing your fears is dumb, Craig’s million-dollar idea for a restauran…
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Or-A-Gon-O This episode with Nick on vacation we have our friend and fellow comedian Olivia Witt in studio as they try to find out if Craig is a Republican white woman inside, the new young homeless people in Madison, Sex Robot Security Guards, French Man who was in a coma for 39 years, is Vaginal Steaming a real thing, our thoughts on the trans wo…
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Can I Get A N Word Please? Craig wont pay for the Peacock App, Nick is going on a conspiracy vacation, and Samara rode a ATV at a family reunion. They also discuss Dog the Bounty Hunter's, a man who castrated himself mid police chase, a 911 operator on the run for hanging up on calls, a teen who injected mercury, a guy who cheated on his sex doll w…
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Dont Dead Dikk Me This episode was fun one an instant top 5 ep in NCP history. First things first Craig got vaxxed and also produced a show wit Glenn that had Samara, Nick and Craig performing and they recap that night. After that they discuss jokes being stolen and whos stealing them, the Nirvana lawsuit and how he could possibly win, a British wo…
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“Interracial Best Friends” This episode Nick tells us how he hurt his self moongazing then gets mad at Craig and Samara. We also talk about Craig’s weekend with Dan Soder at Comedy on State and the assault he witnessed going home from the show, Mike Richards repercussions for taking Jeopardy from Levar Burton, Lil Nas X’s Taco Bell endorsement, Wha…
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“Home Alone Blacked” This week while Samara is gone enjoying happiness we brought in friend of the show and owner of Jaylen Carter Clothing Marquis “Q” Davon to discuss Craig’s Rap show on the 13th, how a black character impacts the Home Alone storyline, the PJ Washington & Brittany Renner Saga, young black men dating white senior citizen women, Ra…
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"Caucasity" We come together this week to recap the Madison Comedy Awards and also talk about bumping ur head as an adult, OJ Simpson being scared of LA, why white celebs aren't showering daily, Quentin Tarantino not giving his Mom any of his money, Dr. Dre daughter being homeless, Arkansas Health's tone-deaf attempt to get black people to take the…
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“Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey” Samara is a survivor, Craig is the most respectable, and Nick brags about his Dad’s Birthday. Also on this episode, we discuss Madison Comedy Week, Nick Bosa’s racist GF, South Korea’s racist Olympic coverage, the kid’s new favorite party mascot, a reporter who interviews a swinger mid-coitus, if black people smoke dabs,…
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"Hate Ain't Funny But Jokes Are" This week we got a controversial one for yall, It's Craig and Nick on this one because Samara was lucky enough to get last-minute tickets to see Louie CK. So the guys discussed the controversy in the community and the protest surrounding the show. After that they get to Adele's divorce vs Dr. Dre's divorce, if anybo…
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"How Many Drinks?" With Nick gone celebrating his birthday Craig and Samara discuss her new fear of chiropractors, the bachelorette banning beat offs, cardboard beds for Olympians in Tokyo, schools giving out condoms to 5th graders, Mac n Cheese Ice Cream, skull damage from too many energy drinks, a sugar water murder, a 2 million dollar lottery ti…
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Meet Your Heroes When They Come Samara met Beck in Vegas, Nick gets checked by an 80-year old, and Craig speaks his mind on Louis C.K. coming to Madison. They also discuss a father in Nebraska who marries his daughter, a Mom who put fake vodka in her kid's lunch, a real Tarzan who was found in a Vietnam jungle, Sandra Bullock’s foreskin facials, a …
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A little one on the side This week we have podcaster and hip-hop emcee Rambunxious in the studio with Craig and Nick to discuss a student who was recently diagnosed with 2 vaginas, a Tinder date who sued for not having sex, a bearded woman who embraces her facial hair, a Correctional Officer who was recently jailed for sex with an inmate, an Alabam…
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"George W in her Bush" This week we come together and discuss Nick's rare good mood, Samara's upcoming Vegas trip, Fathers Day, Open Mic fans, the Karen film, Nick Cannon's babies, A couple who handcuffed themselves to each other, a woman falls in love with an alien, a man who hid his girlfriend for 10 yrs, a vile food museum in Berlin and much mor…
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