World No Tobacco Day - May 31st, 2024

Carpool Chuckle Contest - Daily Jokes for Kids

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"Discussing the health impacts of tobacco and promoting a healthy lifestyle. Ready for a cleansing chuckle? After the joke, you’ve got five seconds to clear the air with the right answer. Ready to puff out some laughs?
1st Joke: How do you know if a dragon is trying to quit smoking?
2nd Joke: Why did the pencil stop smoking?
3rd Joke: Why did the cigarette apologize to the lung?
4th Joke: Why did the magician stop smoking?
5th Joke: Why did the cigarette break up with the match?
Today's Riddle: I'm not a smoke, but I clear the air, promoting health everywhere. What am I?
Thanks for sharing a healthier laugh with us. Don't forget to come back tomorrow for some sweet sentiments on Say Something Nice Day!
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