S02 E03 | Uri Geller WILL F*** Up Your Day In Footballland, Pepe's Pee Pee Take and Marcelo Bielsa's Bum Bucket Carousel

Footballland

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This week we're pleased to announce that Mark Davison returns after being out of the game for two weeks - that's a short time in Podcast terms, but a lifetime if you're a Watford manager.

So the full complement of top, top lads are excited to bring you THREE new attractions.

Uri Geller Will F*** Up Your Day In Footballland

Anthony has a genius plan to avoid a massive lawsuit, what with Footballland being so dangerous. It involves the mindreading, spoonbending mystic Uri Geller and 365 helicopter pilots. Uri Geller WILL f*** up your day in Footballland, but can you receive compensation?

Pepe's Pee Pee Take

Ryan has rewatched the most important 75 minutes in English football history, Rio Ferdinand's World Cup Wind Ups and hatches an audacious plan to reboot it at Footballland, featuring everyone's favourite sh*thouse, Pepe. Make sure you get full insurance on those hire cars.

Marcelo Bielsa's Bum Bucket Carousel

Mark spent his two weeks off fixated by that weird stool/bucket thing that Marcelo Bielsa sits on during Leeds United games. He plans to turn it into a ride, but are your glute-flutes up to the strain?

And as ever we want your ideas. Send us a message and we'll feature them in an upcoming episode.

Footballland Explained:

Having accidentally been given $1 billion dollars by Qatar to build a football themed theme park in Qatar for the 2022 World Cup. Anthony Richardson, Mark Davison and Ryan Baxter are in a race against the clock to design and commission the most exciting football themed theme park rides in the history of football themed theme parks.

Anthony Richardson - CEO of Footballland

Mark Davison - Lord Sir Chief Ride Engineer

Ryan Baxter - Intern

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