Ozempic weight gain, Sparky shits to Kansas City in Porta Potty Nightclub Plane Airport...

Halfway To Middle Aged

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: Kansas City trip, shitting in porta potty, walked in while shitting on plane, shit in nightclub, Taylor Swift theme party, being oldest man in the room, SnapChat, shitting at airport, girls at the bar, being insulted, smug prick aura, dudes, conjoined twins, jealousy, dating, sex with, 2 girls 1 check, 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, Ryan Gosling, Air Pods, if we were conjoined, pregnant women on pornhub, jerking off, keef or queef, wife called Narcissistic Gaslighter, senior, daughter advice, sucking titties til 4, douchebag, movies or Netflix n chill, Ford Lightning, drinking, scotch, blu chew, Tik tok chocolate, pics on vacation, gains weight on Ozempic, lyrics, apologies, insults, eating, from not drinking to shotgunning beers, Disney and fuck, C note, over under 58, Vegas odds on my life and more!

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1. Shits all the way to KC (00:00:00)

2. Girls at the bar be like... (00:04:59)

3. Conjoined Twins Jealousy, Dating and Sex (00:07:44)

4. Keef or Queef, Narcissistic Gaslighter, family (00:14:37)

5. Ozempic weight gain, apologies, evolution of J-Bone drinking (00:22:50)