Episode 605: Adult Content in Florida

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

00:00 Introductions

02:34 Florida

12:29 Elon Musk

23:16 NCAA

33:53 Hawk Tuah

—In the intro, we apologize for the audio problems YouTube was having during our livecast. Sadly, there’s nothing we can do when YouTube glitches.

We also discuss Jake getting drunk and watching the Detroit Lions pound the crap out of the Chicago Bears.

—The number one adult website in the world has put Florida on notice.

As of January 1, 2025, P0r*hub (sorry about that; trying to play it safe for YouTube’s horrible algorithm) will no longer be clickable in Florida.

Why?

Well, adult websites think their idiotic, “Click here if you’re over 18” is enough protection to prevent kids from seeing adult content, and Florida thinks you should have to scan a government issued ID in order to access certain websites.

Both sides are wrong, and we make fun of the topic as a whole.

—Far-too-liberal Huffpost ran an idiotic article saying Elon Musk posted “racist” images of Elizabeth Warren.

Did he?
Eh.

He posted images, sure, but to immediately jump to “racism?”
This is why no one takes Huffpost seriously.

Like Fox News is an echo chamber for stupid people, Huffpost is an echo chamber for crybabies.

Anyway, Elizabeth Warren said she had Native American ancestry for years, and Elon simply made fun of her for it.

Big whoop.

A side discussion involves the DNC, and there propensity to help the candidates they like, vs. the candidates the general public wants to elect.

—NCAA president Charlie Baker testified before Congress, and it was a poop-show.

He wanted to talk about the twin problems of gambling (as it relates to college sports/athletes), and harassment of female athletes.

What did Republicans want to yell about?

TRANS ATHLETES!

Complete a-hole Josh Hawley made certain of two things:

One, he would get his idiotic soundbites on the air.

Two, the facts wouldn’t get told.

Watching a congressional hearing is fascinating, because what happens live vs. what the media shows is two different things.

Narratives are spun, and stupid people remain angry over stupid things.

—Speaking of stupid people, did Haliey Welch pull a fast one on the dumbest of the dumb?

She put out her own cryptocurrency.

It shot up in value, and then immediately collapsed.

The creators got rich; the general public lost money.

Is it a conspiracy?

Is it stupid money buying crypto from someone made famous for a quick quote on a viral video?

Should federal investigators be involved?

All these questions and more, answered.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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