Divorce Gift Registries, The TRUMP Bible, & Bootlegged Dildos

Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

Now you can find online gift registries for your friends who are going through a DIVORCE. Did you know God was Republican & has sanctioned the Bible to Donald Trump? If you think the music licensing companies are ruthless when it comes to cracking down on copyrights, you haven't seen what happens when the sex toy industry tries to protect their "designs"... Well, you can't copyright stupidity--it's open to everyone--

• Lego Asks CA Police to Stop Using Its Faces on Mug Shots;
• A Hunter Called the Cops to Ask if He Could Shoot Sasquatch;
• A Guy Bragged to Cops That He Drove 170 Miles-Per-Hour;
• 7-Eleven Is Selling Hot Dog-Flavored Sparkling Water;
• Guy Hijacked a Frontloader, Gets Flipped By Another Frontloader;
• SunChips Debuts an Eclipse-Inspired Bag of Chips With 2 Flavors in It;
• Abandoned Airport Transforms Into Huge Nightclub With Epic Raves & DJ Nights;
• A Guy Left His Fiancée's Wedding Dress on Top of His Car & Drove Off;
• OH Teacher Resigns After District Finds Her OnlyFans, Fansly Accounts;
• Reddit's 'Funniest Sex Stories' Are a Riot;
• Woman Dumbfounded After Plumber Boyfriend Steals Her Toilet After Breakup;
• A Runaway Sawblade Almost Sliced a Guy in Half;
• Police Chase A 9-y/o Boy Trying to Drive Himself to School, Then Crashes Into Cop Car;
• Just 2 Back-to-Back Nights of Bad Sleep Makes You Feel 4 Years Older;
• A Walgreens Thief Was Chased Down...By Cops on Horses;
• Get Paid If It Rains On Your Vacay! Weather App Offers Travelers Up to $10K If Forecast Spoils Your Fun;
• (How STUPID Are We?)...Oakland Airport Proposes To Change Its Name To San Francisco, Because Americans Don’t Know Geography;
• American Airlines Passenger Berated Cops, Mocked Their Junk Size, & Then Wet Herself.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Is A New Car A Bad Idea For A Weight Loss Incentive For Our Daughter?" & “Help! – My Kids Wanted To Adopt A Bunny For Easter!"

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