Scrabble For Snowflakes, Zombie Doll Romance, & Sex With A Toyota

Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

It's been 86 years, & Mattel has finally decided that humanity has digressed to the point that we need to dumb-down Scrabble. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tries to de-complicate a story about a "Ménage à Trois"...with DOLLS...and the woman who is in love with both--including a doll that is a "zombie". And you'll get to meet "Walter", who is also in love--with an 82-y/o woman's Toyota Avalon. You'll fall in love with the stupidity you're going to encounter this week...

• A Library Made a Little Goof...Giving Out Counterfeit Eclipse Glasses;
• Alligator Crawls Into FL Home & Settles in Front of Refrigerator;
• McDonald's Is Debuting the First-Ever Scented Billboards;
• OK Woman Claims She Received Stolen Jeep As a Birthday Tip From a Waffle House Customer;
• Mexican News Station Accidentally Shows Testicles Instead of Solar Eclipse;
• FL Man in a Car Chase Tried to "Thelma & Louise" It Off a Cliff but Survived;
• 55% of Americans Trust Google More Than Their Education;
• Man Asks Doctor to Remove 2 Healthy Fingers From His Hand Because They Traumatized Him;
• How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Forget Your ABC's Because Your Learned It 'So Many Years Ago';
• 30% of Men Have Used Their Phone While Peeing at a Urinal;
• A Woman Got a Speeding Ticket While Her Van Was on a Tow Truck;
• Taking a "Fart Walk" After Dinner Could Be Good for Your Health;
• And The Bride Grabs A Stray...Jacksonville Newlywed Makes Grand Exit From Wedding But Grabs The Wrong Man;
• Motorcyclist Taunts Police, Leads Chase, Gets Arrested When He Runs Out Of Gas;
• Woman Horrified After Receiving 'Thinking of You' Letter With Bag of ToeNail Clippings in the Mail;
• Man Gets Sim Card Removal Tool Stuck Inside His 'Tool';
• A Burglar Left a "Large Bowel Movement" in Someone's Toilet;
• An Airline Passenger Claims They Were Extorted for a "Tip" at a Check-In Counter.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Is My Jealous Boyfriend A Bad Sign?" & “Help! – Is Alcohol A 'Truth Serum'?"

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