The Legume Advisory Council is a reason to live again. The answers to life reside in the half-waking ramblings of tag-team janitors Esquire: Elliot and Jordan. Join us as we relate to you life’s newest oddities and contradictions. One part oddball humor, one part dry humor, and one part eating snacks, The Legume Advisory Council is your ticket to escaping the doldrums of everyday life, and live vicariously through the mundane lives of someone else. It only takes a couple listens to become a Legumite.