episode one hundred & one: "Crap" indeed. Meanwhile...

Oz 9

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Do you have ANY IDEA the literally dozens of hours you've wasted with this bunch of smooth-shelled walnuts? (and yes, that's a reference to their brains, I just couldn't quite make it work the way I wanted). I mean, it's probably not enough time to cure cancer or invent a really good cable organizing system, but you could have latch hooked a really nice rug by now, or made a portrait of Elvis with little rolled up gum wrappers, AT LEAST.

You know what? Forget it. Do want you want. I'm done. Seriously.

You've been listening to:

• Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
• David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
• Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, and Mr. Southers
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
• Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
• Tim Sherburn as Colin
• Lee Shackleford as Pluto
• Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
• Dr. Vikram Baliga, who would have been so much more helpful in Season 4, as himself
• Mark "Stooch" Restuccia as himself
• Introducing Pete Barry as Bob Ersat of the West Jersey Ersatz
• Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2
• and Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

John Faley is our music director, and our awesome artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer.

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