Clue: But Here's What Really Happened...For Reals This Time

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It's the real life board game turned mystery movie we all had no idea we needed and wanted. 7 guests given generic names, which in today's world we call depersonalization, thus making it easier for the killer to KILL AGAIN, are stuck in a house where they quickly learn they are all being blackmailed. When someone dies they must quickly discover who amongst them is the killer, and more importantly, who amongst them has dog shit on their shoes. Looking at you, Wadsworth. This can only mean that today's episode is all about the 1985, mystery, comedy, crime, thriller, Clue!
Directed by Jonathan Lynn
Starring: Tim Curry, Madeline Kahn, Eileen Brennan, Michael McKean, Christopher Lloyd, Martin Mull, Leslie Ann Warren, and Colleen Camp
ANNA-is leading this one as the PRO, and you don't need much of a CLUE to figure out how happy she was about that! She has a suitcase full of trivia so overflowing that she had to do a speed round to get it all out. An actor in rehab. An actor with their eyeball popped out. An actor so funny that even a writer/director who wanted to stick to the script couldn't help but let them let loose a bit. That is just the tip of the knife.
KATRINA-is the CON and if you are wondering how she felt about being in that predicament this should sum it up: FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF HER FACE!! She would be the first to admit that in this one she really just tried to avoid the dreaded red button by not mentioning Tim Curry or Madeline Kahn, but did manage to squeek out an insult or two .