066: Ballers on a Budget
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Thomas jumps into the cab singing a classic Doors tune: https://youtu.be/syyxZdNK4vE
Thomas talks about finding a wallet at the airport and tracking down the owner (who has an unusual request to go along with the return).
The lads discuss finding stuff in the cabs, and Taxi David explains "Idiot Tax".
THE DISPATCHER #1: "Pot Porri"
Thomas brings up the when someone in the party asks if the payer tipped well.
Taxi David's male passenger berates his female companion and then gets his comeuppance.
Thomas recalls a passenger who bragged to his buddies about being a "baller" --then ran into the house to get his mom's credit card to pay the fare.
THE DISPATCHER #2: "Unusual Happenstance"
Thomas gets out of a ticket due to strange circumstances, and Taxi David validates that experience with a similar story.
Thomas remembers a time when a belligerent passenger talked an officer into issuing Thomas a speeding ticket, and Taxi David recalls a time that a belligerent passenger got him out of a speeding ticket.
Taxi David has a passenger who complains his wife has nothing to worry about his solo night on the town, but his actions do little to convince Taxi David of the passenger's honesty.
Thomas has a lone regular customer (usually accompanied by his wife), who asks Thomas to "keep quiet" when the true nature of his adventure is revealed.
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