SH 207: Masters of ChatGPT!

The Sausage Hut

Johnny recaps the exciting finish to his NCAA bracket tournament and the beginning of The Masters golf tournament. Then he brings in The Masters tournament historian, Swale Timpkins, to explain some of the traditions of The Masters tournament. After that, it's time for an episode of ChatGPT Poetry Corner! Johnny asks ChatGPT to spit out a couple poems, and they are amazing. Poem 1: Write a poem, in the style of Edgar Allen Poe, about bracelets made of bacon: In the depths of the night, where shadows roam free And the darkness engulfs all that we see There lies a strange and macabre sight Bracelets made of bacon, a curious delight Upon a table of stone, in a room of black The bracelets lay still, without a sound or a crack Their meaty scent wafting through the air A feast for the senses, beyond compare The bacon, once sizzling on the stove Now twisted and turned into a bracelet to behold Each one a masterpiece of flavor and form A feast for the eyes, but also for the swarm For as the night progresses, and the moon rises high Creatures emerge, drawn to the bracelets' lullaby The bacon's call, a siren's song A tempting feast, that they can't prolong But beware, dear traveler, of the bacon's curse For those who indulge, the end is perverse Their bodies will twist, their minds will bend As they become one with the bacon's end So if you dare, to venture near The bracelets made of bacon, so dark and queer Remember this warning, and heed it well For the bacon's grasp, is a treacherous spell. Poem 2: Write a poem, in the style of Shel Siverstein, about bracelets made of bacon: Bracelets made of bacon, oh what a treat, A scrumptious accessory, that can't be beat! Wrapped around your wrist, crispy and brown, They'll make your mouth water, and your taste buds dance around. With each crunchy bite, you'll feel so cool, And your friends will be jealous, of your bacon bracelet tool. You'll be the talk of the town, the one everyone knows, The girl with the bacon, on her wrist she proudly shows. But beware my friend, of the bacon's trick, For it's not just a snack, it can be quite thick. It's greasy and oily, and it may not last, So be careful how you wear it, or it might be your last. So enjoy your bacon bracelet, but be wise, And don't let its siren call, come as a surprise. For though it may seem harmless, a little bit of fun, In the end, it's still just bacon, and it will be done. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical sweetness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a bacon bracelet. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks