Episode One Hundred Forty Two: The Shocking Man and The Cackler

Tortured For Profit (Podcast)

In this week's episode, Matt envisions he and Greg as batman villains. As Greg's dad turns more gender fluid, Greg is taking a hard masculine turn. Matt discusses the results for his Hate Values Quiz which paint him as a bigot. Greg just doesn't like that bigger issues are being ignored like wealth disparity, poverty and hunger. Matt wants everyone to get back into the closet while Greg laments going public with private preferences in the past. Both seem like they're ready for Fox News to offer them their first show. They discuss the point of comedy and the people who are constantly threatening to end comedy because their feelings get hurt. Greg celebrates leaving a job that was killing him and complains about his ex-coworkers' inferior work ethics. Listen to Matt's wild story about why he'll never go out in public again. And why should he? He has two new kittens that are raising hell and are apparently already indoctrinated terrorists. Hear about Matt's frightening (satirical!) plans to become a serial killer of homeless people and his crazy All-American idea of a crew of Ford F-150s pulling down part of the Great Wall of China.