🎙️Two Crows Podcast S7Ep3 - aka Showdown Throw down 53 • Rankine = 🏡 Max = ❤️ Dawson =🏅🏆 • Crows Filthy Weekend with a little R&R • These kids go alright 🧬 • SANFL Crows v Pear • Changes for R4 Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram, Amazon Podcasts and listen, like, follow, share and retweet on Twitter @TwoCro…

Two Crows Podcast S7Ep2 Crows vs Tigers aka still inconsistently inconsistent aka the let down... Rachele and Max - Hope for the Future • Who's the B.O.S.S.? • Post Game analysis - Ant and the art of zen • SANFL Trial game Crows v Pear • Changes for the Showdown - does the axe hang or swing? Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome,…

Two Crows Podcast are (finally) back! S7Ep1 2023 A New Captain, A New Era • The vibe for 2023 😎 • Is #Flagelaide real or is it just preseason hype? • We wants more R&R (Rankine/ Rachele) Soli, Max factor and a whole lot of Fog • Will the radio curse strike again? • A Yank on the Footy - TwoCrows preview 2023 season (separate episode) • Who’s in the…

Two Crows are back!! We kick off the new year and the new season in style Anything can happen here, here we go!! • Trial games - Liked/Loathed/Loved • Rachelle drives fans to Crowmania • Hungry Jacks changes name to Crowmania • Ant and Ali plug Bums on seats!! #SilenceTheSiren • Dawson, Milera, Rachelle - Bring the gravy boat!! • Covid Contingencie…

TwoCrowsS05Ep01 Crows v Roos - Don't mind if we do! TWO CROWS are BACK! (insert trumpets here) We won - now lets never speak of it again Pick 64 aka 2 Stars aka Go Pro aka Dr SHOLL Let's talk about Tex and has the Fog finally lifted? Get In The Bin! - Ali + TV commentary team = umbrage SANFL - Pedlars smashing debut AFLW - We are in the GF! Chelsea…

TwoCrowsS04Ep12 Crows v Tiger aka Let the off-season madness begin!! It’s all GO at Crowie land, assistant coaches moved on, the first wave of delistings and a brand new Snr Assistant/Def coach has been appointed - Welcome Scott Burns!! Oh yeah and we played our last game of the season. But don’t let that stop you, the ride to rebuild is moving alo…

TwoCrowsS04Ep11 Crows v Giants aka ‘Berg’ takes down Titanic opposition Crows go Back2Back. We put a Giant dent in GWS finals aspirations. McAdam gets higher than Snoop Dog, Tex, Sholl, Matty Crouch 2.0. #TwoCrowsFooty #WeFlyAsOne #AFLCrowsGiants The Crows go Back2Back in 2020! Crows put a Giant dent in GWS finals aspirations. McAdam gets higher th…

TwoCrowsS04Ep10 Crows v Hawks aka Nickys Crows are September Specialists!! WE WON!! Owen is gone, the monkey has been lifted and the seal has finally been broken! Join Ali and Ant with a win more satisfying than a Bacon Double Cheeseburger Deluxe! Tears of joy, jubilation, relief, you name the emotion, we felt it Goals - we got 'em Schoey and Spuds…

TwoCrowsS04Ep09 Crows v Cats aka Tex 200th and things are finally looking up Schoeys GOAL! HARRY please grow a Mullet!!! We finally get our Butts out and he has a good crack! Matt's big tackle (numbers) raise some eyebrows. 3,2,1 Hurt Locker and Rising Star Stengle signs on - 2 more years AFL - sides are letting assistants go.... We discuss Adam Ke…

TwoCrowsS04Ep08 Crows vs Bulldogs aka put a fork in us we’re done!! A game of 4 qtrs The Hope, The Tightrope, The Fall and the Fallen. Who stood up, who stood out, and who will be ducking for cover: 3,2,1 Hurt Locker and Rising Star Statistical nightmare - Compare the pair Covid breach Swans feel the wrath We answer your questions straight after th…

TwoCrowsS04Ep07 Crows vs Pies aka Pies swooped, Crows a bit pooped Well, the Crows got Pie eyed and overrun in the final quarter, but there are some signs that made us smile. Laird the midfielder - take a bow desk man IceBerg right ahead and the Prez makes a stand 3,2,1, Hurt Locker and Rising Star noms Bloody Hamstrings!! whats going on? Pass The …

TwoCrowsS04Ep06 Crows vs Bombers aka So close, yet so far away..... We look at our "almost" game, where it "almost" came together. Crows are still hunting for their first W of the season. What can we see creeping into our game plan? Lets look at the positives - Doedee, Keays takes another step SOFT HANDS Please! 3,2,1, Hurt Locker and Rising Star A…

TwoCrowsS04Ep05 Crows vs Saints aka Crows sin = Saints win Ali and Ant record straight after the game so you get their immediate reaction, thoughts and outlook from the night. 100% Covide Free and safe for consumption. ROB is a machine, Dudes captains his first game and Keays is getting better every week. There is a "Moose" on the loose! Lets find …

TwoCrowsS04Ep04 Crows vs Free - aka Freo give the Crows the old heave-ho That elusive first win of the season has eluded us again. Crows kick themselves in the foot, the ground and the oppo.... anywhere but between the big sticks. 3,2,1 Rising Star The Cows Beef - Ant kicks off about the AFL Apps CAMP CLOSED Will the media ever move on? All A Board…

TwoCrowsS04Ep03 Crows Sun sets aka How low can you go? Well, strap on your ski's Crowies its gonna be a long season! We examine the wreckage and fallout from our abysmal performance against the Suns. 3,2,1...(straining), Hurt Locker and Rising Star Crows Draft Pick Watch - Let there be light! AFL Media Crows pile on continues #AskTwoCrows We answer…

TwoCrowsS04E02 ShowDOWN 48 aka Crows should have ShownUP 48 podcast Ali, Ant and Footy are finally back! We discuss Showdown 48 - Get your bandaids ready this might hurt a bit McHenry debuts and gives us hope The Fog waves the flag...I mean his guernsey and we loved it! Ant has a crack at the media in the off season #GetHimIn and who can Vincent Va…

TwoCrowsS04E01 Welcome Back Podcast aka the not quite podcast, podcast Ali and Ant are back, riding into 2020 like a hippo with vertigo! The shackles are off and if we were anymore sideways and we’d be horizontal. Sign them up! The Pantene Iguana and Mrs Browns Boy commit to the Crows family We have a new Coach, a New Captain and a New Leadership g…

TwoCrowsS03Ep24 BIG DRAFT WRAP aka Crows finally land a big FISCH....ER! With more wraps than a Christmas present, Ali and Ant dissect, analyse, hypothesise and generally get a little bit excited over the Crows 2019 Draft Haul. The BIG FISCH! We analyse every exciting draft pick and give you the lowdown We Draft - Contested Beasts, Tackling Machine…

TwoCrowsS03Ep23 Winds of Change have blown at AFC -Fresh Air down at West Lakes! The Review - Burton gone!, Campo Gone! we discuss the results and vacancies We welcome our new Senior Coach Matty Nicks to the Mighty Adelaide Crows Family Trade Period - The snorefest that it was. Did anyone say "Big Bodied Mid", "Posturing" Barrett's obsession with "…

TwoCrowsS03E22 Is Don is Gone aka one down ??? to go…the saga continues It is on like Donkey Kong down at AFC head quarters! Join us on a magical journey that’s rougher than the wrong end of a pineapple Don resigns as Snr coach of the Crows The Review update Singing in the Shower – an Ode to Don and a Bird guy? The Interview Panel has been announce…

TwoCrowsS03Ep21 Is the Review finished yet? aka Who needs a #CrowsSeaChange... Vale Danny Frawley gone too soon Using hindsight vision Ant analyses the team lines and where it went wrong in 2019 Finals? What finals? We have a review!!! Chappy gets his own theme song simply called "Chappy" Daniel Talia announces that he is now a South Australian - n…

TwoCrowsS03Ep20 Crows v Pies - Put a fork in us we are done! aka the "Store High In Transit" episode! Could the Crows have played any worse?...The Pear said "Hold my beer" and we Bradbury into the 8! Ali and Ant dust of the instruments and express their anger via song Crows create a lot of firsts... and not good ones either #PassTheSalt and The Cow…

TwoCrowsS03Ep19 Crows v WCE aka a Fistful of FOGARTY!! The Darcy Fogarty song is BACK! We lose to Wet Toast by 10, but Oh My Fogarty! Did I mention The Fog? Ali gets a little excited about a boy called Darcy 3,2,1 and the Hurt Locker Award for the round Defenders defend and Eddie is stuck on 599 SANFL 10-1 second half keeps us smiling - Who lit it …

TwoCrowsS03Ep18 Crows send Saints to Hell aka Darcy Fogarty! also Pyke vs JJ who wins! The sound of silence at Adelaide Oval (insert anger here!) Darcy Fogarty!!! The Texan is back and Betts gets another GOTY nom Pizza and Beer - Pyke vs JJ The TRUTH is out there... and Ali was there! RUMOURS - Who wants out of the AFC??? A lot "could" 3,2,1 and Hu…

TwoCrowsS03Ep17 CLUB IN CRISIS - CROWS REVIEW aka its not me its YOU! The bus is parked out the front of West Lakes - who will be the first to be thrown under it? Let the Blame Games begin! The torches are lit and the pitchforks are out, fans have had ENOUGH! Ali and Ant have had ENOUGH! Crows lose to the Blues and fans lose their collective minds.…

TwoCrowsS03E16 Crows v Dons - Consistently Inconsistent...again aka Second Verse Same as the First Dougsies best first half of footy this year! ROB - 2 more years and #1 in AFL for HO in first 16 games Gold Pass Players, do they exist? we look at the evidence Can we make the tough calls? we examine Don Pyke's first team line up 2016 v 2019 The Cows…

TwoCrowsS03Ep15 Crows vs Suns - Don laughs as the the Suns go down aka The Sundowners Big Win by the Crowies. Eddie kicks 6, BraddleSnake tackles 16 #PassThe Salt - Don Pyke laughs but Kane and Purple crack it National Reserves competition? Do we need it? SANFL - We lose the game, the stats can lie, but Fog.... oh my, Get him in! Carlton disappoint…

TwoCrowsS03Ep14 Showdown 47 Crows crushed by a Pear Fruit Salad aka Get the Pitchforks Out! We scrape through the carnage, fire up and fire off - No-one is safe this week! Whats hurting us the most on field - who is to blame? Can we fix it? 3,2,1 and Hurt Locker voting #PassThe Salt - pretty easy this week! The Cows Beef - GCS will ask for a PRIORI…

TwoCrowsS03Ep13 Crows vs Geelong aka Kardinia Cats Curse Continues We look at what went wrong down at MDMA Stadium - out played or out coached? 3,2,1 voting and Hurt Locker award #PassTheSalt - Barrett vs BT, Pears record crowds continue and #PricklyPear SANFL Crows vs Sturt - great win in the wet Showdown 47 we preview the big game - how do we bea…

TwoCrowsS03Ep12 Mid-Season Review and Contracts aka Bye and Bye We review the year so far, the dizzying highs the perpetual lows and everything in between Who stepped up and who slipped up Ali and Ant form a garage band, aptly called #TwoCrowsGarageBand and release their debut single called "Self Report" The Cows Beef - Ant kicks off this week abou…

TwoCrowsS03Ep11 Crows fans Triple Treat! Aka Crows Fly, Pear Cry and Carlton…Dry The Crows catch a Tiger by the tail to secure an important hard-fought win at home. We analyse the game, and once again, marvel at Eddie Betts and his amazing pockets. Ali puts her Nostradamus powers to the test prior to the game BraddleSnake, ROB and JJ run riot, Tex …

TwoCrowsS03Ep10 - Crows go from Demon Slayers to Giant Killers in a fortnight! aka we are finally back! The Crows had a point (or Two) to prove against the Dees and backed it up with a solid performance against the Giants who were sitting pretty in second spot on the ladder. We review the game, our forward 50 entries, defensive pressure and prevent…

TwoCrowsS03Ep09 Crows vs West Coast - The Dirty Dozen aka that Wet Toast Hurt After taking a great lead into the half time break the Crows broke down like an old Falcon across the Nullabor and went down to Wet Toast by 12 points. Ali and Ant discuss where it went wrong, what we need to do to fix it and who do we bring in to do it. Pass The Salt - O…

TwoCrowsS03Ep8 Crows send Saints to the Sin Bin aka How Tex got his groove back We review Crows vs Saints Has Hart learned yet? Frontflips and Backflips Our 3,2,1 Two Crows Footy Player of the Year and Hurt Locker Award Spud gets his smugglers and his rig out Pass the Salt! - Who’s salty this week? SANFL - Commentators unearth a new AFC player McHe…

TwoCrowsS03Ep7 Crows set the Suns and EDDIE BETTS You STAR! aka Crows trolling the Pear since 2007 #119 Eduardo Betts lights up Adelaide Oval with a big 6 and contender for GOTY in his 300th Game Eddies brother in law gets Bettsy on his Buttsy Ali and Ant = Nostradamus predictions bear sweet sweet fruit 3,2,1 Voting for Two Crows Footy Player Of Th…

TwoCrowsS3Ep06 Crows vs Roos - The Angry Birds Edition! aka insert angry explosion emoji here We review the shamozzle of a football game that we all had to endure and try to swallow harder than sun dried turd. Needless to say, we aren't happy. We dissect the game and try to work out what the hell is going wrong for the Crows 3, 2, 1 Votes which wer…

TwoCrowsS3Ep05 Crows get Clawed and Ali and Ant get Fired up! aka We finally crack the sh*ts Post Match Review - this is gonna hurt. No-one is safe or off limits including fan favourites as we dissect the Crows vs Cats game Seed falls to the ground and Ali explains his strange exit from the ground Ben Hart thinks "everything is awesome"... R3 Two C…

TwoCrowsS3Ep04 BUMPER EP!! - Crows crack the Swans and the AFLW GF aka The Erin Phillips Cup brings joy to all South Australians except the Salty ones.... Ali and Ant break out in song.... We recap the crapfest that was Crows vs Hawks Crows v Swans - Seeds Torp!! What The?? DMac has a Beast Mode activator, who knew? Brad steps up and JJ shows he ha…

TwoCrowsS3Ep03 We suit up with our R1 Predictions, AFLW Crows light up Casey fields and smoke the Demons. *NEW* AFL Fantasy Freaks Hints and Tips. Get your Freak ON!!! Ali and Ant predict the AFL Top 8 Which Coaches have the bunsen burner firmly lit under them Who will be the Crows B&F? Ali and Ant predict an upset and apricot slice ends up on the …

TwoCrowsS03E02 Triple Treat Crowies - No JLT Jitters, No SANFL sinners, big AFLW Winners! The Crows have the perfect dress rehearsal for the big stage, taking down the Giants in the Mens and Womens leagues. "insert Giant Twin joke here". * We analyse the Fridays night game against the Giants - Ant drops the word "elite" and uses a whole box of penc…

TwoCrowsS3E01 - WE ARE BACK for 2019!! Crows JLT1, AFLX, AFLW and is 666 the devil's number, or just another AFL rule change? Ali and Ant hit the ground running in their Season 3.0!! In Episode 1 we cover: JLT1 - we analyse the Crows v Pear scorching encounter in Port Pirie - Ant gets excited The Spectacle the was AFLX Is 666 the devils number, or …

TwoCrowsEp25 Footy Fix - Draft and Trade Special Edition aka #InHaggisWeTrust or Death-riding Carlton part two! We are back for one last Poddy for 2018! We dissect the draft and trade period as we marvel at Haggis, Reidy, Binuk, Kieron, Fages, Pykey and the amazing AFC recruiters for an A+ job! Pick swaps and holy tent city, we have Carltons First …

TwoCrowsEp24 Footy Fix – aka Are contracts like hearts, meant to be broken? Or Two more Tommy Duuudes vs Flimsy McMoney Ali’s Captain in waiting Tommy la da dum do da dee da day Doedee Doedeesigns on for 2 more and we are pumped!! Rumours of CEY’s signature abound We complete our Coaching Panel for 2019– Marty Mattner, Michael Godden and Matty Wrig…

TwoCrowsEp23 - FOOTY FIX - Post Season Review in Song?? 99 Problems, but a Mitch ain't one! What worked, what didnt - we examine our players and our game plan. List Management - Going, Going....Gone Season Review via Song - Ali couldnt express how she was feeling via interpretive dance, so she has given her season review of Crows Management, Player…

TwoCrowsEp22 Crows vs Caaaarlton aka Mitch Switch or Witches hats are fun! The Crows round out their dissapointingly crappy season with a training run against witches hats to get the highest score for any team this year and give Caaarlton a new addition to their history books. We reveiw the game and give our 3,2,1 The human candle, aka "The Big Eas…

TwoCrowsEp21 Crows Vs Kangaroos - Crows get a win over the Roos but Ali and Ant are still hopping mad! Crows spoil Ali and Ants Draft Party by winning against the Kangaroos. We still celebrate the win (Eddies mark....and Seeds almost mark..) Our 3,2,1 Milera Magic and Dudes gets collared Movers shakers Tankers and Fakers LOL's all round - We laugh …

TwoCrows Ep20 – Crows vs Giants aka Put a fork in us we are DONE! or Off to the DRAFT we go!! Intro Song…That’s all folks! Finally the media can stop, its done, finished, kaput, cue in the rack, put a fork in us we are DONE! We dissect our game vs the Giants including our 3,2,1 Why does the MRO hate Tex so much? Dmac’s 200th Will the AFC make the n…

TwoCrowsEp19 EPIC SHOWDOWN 45 EDITION aka JJ kicks the Power's behind or Pass the SALT! or JJ proves a Point or JJ's first past the Post, Whats your Point Post, JJ's honesty proves a point! I could keep going all day... We disect the big game, the dizzying highs, the dizzier highs! How sweet it is. Our 3,2,1 for best players Ali goes meme crazy SAL…

TwoCrowsEp18 - Crows v Demons aka Someone call an exorcist! or Footy Gods say NO! Wayne Milera Jnr... come on down.... Jnr takes on 6 Melbourne players in a telephone box and still manages to get the ball out and Ali gets excited. We get smashed in clearances, shooting accuracy, Seed does a hammy in the 1st qtr, Talia running in treacle, Sauce has …

We are BACK on the winners list with a magnificent game against our old foe Geelong. Paddy gets booed, but nowhere near as much as Crows fan favourite umpires.... Selwood initiates a hit on Gibbs and flops like a carp on the riverbank...Gibbs is cited??? Tex takes his 1 week vacation which really annoys Victorian media pundits. Speaking of morons, …